Chimp with Machete

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Idi Amin's trained chimpanzees were taught to kill with machetes in the 1970's.

[yahnappyking]

You give a monkey a fish you feed him for a day. You teach him how to use a machete you feed him for life.

[johngibson]

The scary part is the last few seconds when he turns the machete into a perfectly balanced throwing knife

[numnut]

I like how after 10 years people still don’t know this was part of a publicity campaign for a movie

[adhirajsingh]

Everybody gangsta until curious george pulls out a machete.

[machaiarcanum]

“Still in existence, and quite dangerous”
**Throws away machete**

[hydradominatus]

They're deadly enough even without a foot long steel blade.

[hectorluna]

At the end he threw the machete and was probably like

[paulgrant]

Once they get the nuclear launch codes, we're doomed!!!

[windowsxp]

Its Harambe's cousins and there looking for revenge.

[awfulknight]

He knows the score. He gets the banana. And he kills the bad guy. MACHETE!

[peteacher]

One would expect those long knives to have rusted away, been broken or lost long since. Chimpingknees wouldn't know how to maintain anything.

[sub-brotherhood]

Thanks now I have something else to be terrified of if I even for a second thought about going to that region of africa

[aridable]

Curious George when he finds out his show is not popular anymore:

[LookingGlass]

"While you raided UN camps, I studied the blade"
-Samurai Chimp

[ruhicenetvideos]

this is a lie I guess, howcome they have a clear shot footage?

[GabiN]

you give a chimp a machete IRL it would definitely use to kill. They already use sticks

[MsJooy]

i dont know which one is more terrifying, a tiger taunting u in the jungles or a chimp taunting u with machete, waving it effortlessly above its head, showing off pro jedi sword skills😂

[tallulahpantages]

Youtube: do u want to see monke with knife?

My Brain: yes....

[OrenTubing]

Chimp notices soldiers: "oh shit i reached six stars wanted level!"

* presses Unequip weapon

[aclark]

I can't figure out if it's absolutely awesome or utterly terrifying.