Leo Holt's story from Daddy's Home

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Oh, listen.

I gotta leave early today. I gotta go

pick up my wife's ex at the airport.

Jesus, kid, how'd you

draw that shit detail?

Brad, why do you want

this deadbeat in your home?

Well, it's not that I want him in my home,

it's just that the better

stepparenting books

say that the worst thing you can do

for the kids is to push out the biological.

You're in the danger zone here,

Brad, and let me tell you why.

Kids that grow up without their dads

always end up obsessing over them.

Most of the hook-ups

that I've had in my adult life

have been with women

that had daddy issues.

I don't know if this is

an appropriate story.

Look, my wife would kill me

if she knew I was telling you this.

Well, then you shouldn't tell me this.

When I met her in Denver...

You're going to tell

the story, aren't you?

...she was a topless maid.

- Ninety-nine bucks an hour.

- Mmm-hmm.

Never met her father.

But who did she meet? Me.

And who did treat her like shit? Me.

I eventually loved her,

but every time she got out of line,

I'd just pull the Humvee over

and ask her to get out politely.

And then I'd drive away.

Guess what?

She showed up at home every time.

This story has no relevance

to my situation.

Oh, it doesn't at all.

It's just a good story.

So, Pete, are we going

to hear this guy, or what?

I don't own this content. It's owned by Paramount Pictures.

Jude Furr

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"This story has no relevance to my situation."

"Oh it doesn't at all, it's just a good story." 😂😂

justinadriazola

Brad's boss is so hilarious! He always has a crazy story up his sleeve. Keep em' coming 😂

dylanclaus

such an underrated character. Laughed like crazy at this in the cinema.

jayuk

Thomas Haden Church's role in this movie was the best part about it

conanon

Man I love this dude and him as Sandman

devoncox

Leo's stories were my favorite part of this movie. 😂😂😂

Hiker

My favourite quote.. "his name was Yoo or Woo.. Could've been javier" 😂

scottoreilly

Will Ferrel's facial expression at 0:53 is perfect. He's trying so hard to show that he's taking the story seriously, but he can't hide the fact he feels so awkward at how inappropriate it is 😂

AJ_Evo