Ranking the Mario Kart Items with Sam, Eric and Dom

Join us for a heated debate on banana placement.

Edited by Sam Essig and Scott Wozniak

Main Channel: @ScottTheWoz

[joseclavell]

Based on their outfits, the weather in Ohio could be anything.

[Malysitos]

14:36 Dom: “But [the thunder cloud] gives you, like, a rush in your chest."
Eric: "That ‘rush’ is called an ‘anxiety attack, ’ Dominic."

Man, that one was great!

[Jocobo]

since i don't think anyone else did this
2:28 Red Shell
4:39 Super Horn
9:26 Tanooki Leaf
12:52 Thunder Cloud
16:52 Triple Green Shells
18:10 Triple Mushrooms
21:19 Blooper
25:55 Bullet Bill
29:01 Green Shell
30:02 Lightning Bolt
32:29 Star
35:59 Fireballs
38:24 Giant Banana
40:06 Chain Chomp
42:32 Blue Shell
49:15 Bob-Omb
52:02 Boomerang Flower
54:46 Boo
58:56 Feather
1:00:54 Coins
1:04:58 Triple Bananas
1:08:53 Fake Item Box
1:10:27 Fire Flower
1:11:48 Golden Mushroom
1:16:36 Yoshi/Birdo Egg
1:17:39 Peach/Daisy Heart
1:20:56 Lucky Seven
1:27:49 Mega Mushroom
1:29:18 Triple Red Shells
1:30:00 Crazy Eight
1:31:14 Banana (singular)
1:32:56 Bowser Shell
1:34:13 Mushroom
1:36:47 Piranha Plant
1:39:50 POW Block
1:40:43 Conclusion

[TheChellerice]

Every Editors Note:
Editors note 1: 36:30
Editors note 2: 36:59
Editors note 3: 40:52
Editors note 4: 1:16:51
Editors note 5: 1:17:55
& Editors note 6: 1:26:00

[Brione]

When Scott’s main channel takes a back seat, Scott’s Stash picks up the slack and goes above and beyond

[MHSchonberg]

This is gonna be the best ranking of Mario kart items with Sam, Eric, and Dom ever, I can feel it

[Ddddddddddd]

"they have hands not paws"
"Cars?"

I love this channel so much

[heyoitskram]

I really want to hear Dom and Eric debate literally anything. The cloud vs blooper debate through the whole thing is the best

[ymmot]

Ranking the Mario Kart items is always a good conversation starter on a date

[NateWild]

Feather takes the whole thing, I'm calling it

[SnivyDS]

In Mario Kart 8, the blooper reduces your traction. So in the blooper’s defense, I hate getting inked online.

[RobinRhombus]

“The Blooper should make your tires skid.”
The Blooper: **Already Does That**

[sethgob]

Man the Heart got screwed lmao it's wayyyy better than what you remembered, literally makes you invincible for INFINITE time until you get hit by *2* items, which you *both* steal

[Dr.Rockhard]

And by the end, Scott got just as irrationally angry about the item placements as I hoped

[BeaverIAB]

When I first saw Scott's friends, I thought they were like non-gamers who got roped into his stupid Nintendo shit, but no, they're just like him.

Love it.

[numbr]

I can't believe the utter DISRESPECT shown to the Giant Banana. That thing is a defensive wall that helped me keep so many first place finishes.

[SuperHamburgerphone]

I would watch Dom make the whole tier list by himself. Homie had the best thoughts on all of the items and nobody listened to him!

[TOWH]

Y'know I'm not surprised by Eric being the friend who takes his socks off when he's over

[swanletsecondchannel]

I find it funny how it actually makes sense that Lucky 7 is better than Crazy 8

[Marshall.R]

The Feather can automatically steal coins, balloons, and the shine in MK8DX which gives it quite a high reward for being used well. In SMK, it can be absolutely broken depending on the track if you know what to do with it. Underrated as hell.