Smash The Stone

In 2017, 9Gag had this crazy idea that they would buy a 24-ton sandstone rock and hand carve all of their favorite memes. They would then bury the monument for future generations to find as a testimony to the early internet.

#pezle #4chanstory #internetmystery

[masterwizard]

"4chan quickly began analyzing"

This is how the end begins

[kelpze]

The entirety of 4chan can find literally anything but a girlfriend or a shower

[CharlieCharliedagoat]

I am convinced that 4chan can find my house just by the way I sneeze

[KlementtM]

4chan could find a serial killer, but decide to dox a stone

[NadaTingTv]

Imagine a kid 6, 000 years from now finds a stone slab in the desert that says “road work ahead, oh boy I sure hope it does”

[enikkss]

"Who the fuck is Daniel?"
-2378 archeologist

[ahquila]

4chan doxing you because you forgot to censor an atom:

[JohnnoNonno]

"At that moment, all that was left to do was go outside, that's when all the 4chan users abandoned the cause"

[Stormsolid]

„triangulate the bushes“ had me dead 😭

[siphonophores]

Imagine professors in the 3000's making you write an entire essay about the stone and the controversy that erupted after it.

[The_United_States_Of_America]

At this point i think the U.S Government should just turn 4Chan into their own internet intelligent agency.

[aethxathr]

4chan could literally find my longitude and latitude based off of the way the air particles move as I breathe

[albertosusy]

They found The rock, but than realized they would have to actually work, so they said fuck it

[Diino...]

I swear 4chan has geoguessing master's at their disposal. They can see a blade of grass and have your address in minutes. It's beautiful.

[Konnnichiwasayounara]

That one geoguessur guy: I have been waiting for this moment my whole life

[RandomTCGUploads]

I am fully convinced that 4chan can discover the entirety of Atlantis by a 8 dollar vacuum sealed fish from a supermarket

[puenboy]

4chan was on track to destroy the stone until after locating it they realized that they would actually have to touch grass to do so.

[DJezdic]

Honestly I think 4chan could have found Osama Bin Laden faster than the Untied States government.

[papawheely]

It's kind of hilarious they put all that work in but stopped the moment physical labor was required. Dozens of people willing to spend hours or days analizing photos and mountain contours but no one thought to bring a damn shovel.

[Jonh_CAT]

I don't know what's scarier, 4 Chan doxxing a stone for being "too cringe" or how fast they found it.