put me in COACH...

T H A N K S F O R W A T C H I N G !

[negativeindustrial]

They coached her up. She memorized that statement.

[impreza]

So a word salad takes over the role of a vegetable....

[Mr.Hister]

Joe may not be the worst president after all… we may have her coming

[JaketheJust]

That like being asked would you rather have a blind left-handed surgeon over a blind right-handed surgeon to perform on your operation

[Get_off_my_bridge]

Sometimes, i wake up and see things like this, and i wonder....
Is this really happening in my lifetime?

[Doc-Holliday]

Well, now we know how quickly and effectively she can actually answer questions she knows the answer to

[danee]

Indy said it best in Temple of Doom:' We...are going...to DIE".

[Steve-eced]

She smiles like the jury foreman from Georgia

[mikeyh]

People who smile so much have been historically regarded as a bit touched. In psychology we call that an "inappropriate affect". That is - a response, facial or otherwise, which conflict with the event. Like laughing at a funeral. Or smiling so broadly when you think about your boss dying and you taking over. However, she did catch herself and got serious so she seems to be cognizant of her absurd initial reaction, which was, as with George when he heard about Susan passing because of the poisoned envelopes, glee. She can't wait. She is chomping at the bit which is applicable for at least two reasons.

[freedomforever]

Imagine Kamala meeting with Xi Jinping and cackling while discussing nuclear arms control.

[jamesberwanger]

Even Californians didn't vote for her. She was polling sixth in the primary and then dropped out.

[ginawallace]

Please No!!!! Theres no way shes capable...

[_KarlS]

Can she say anything but "yes" to that question? This is the first time she said something of substance. VP has to be ready at all times. Let's hope they remove her as soon as possible if she ever took the role of POTUS.

[SuperCulverin]

She's desperate for it, but knows she can't earn it for herself. And that to ask is to be denied.

[joachimgoethe]

Look at the bright side. . . She doesn't require an adult diaper. . . Yet.

[hmvd]

When they put Mr. Amoeba as a candidate, they saw that possibility from miles away.

[meestirbig]

She talks circularly. That means she uses many words to explain a simple answer. Her best answer was "Yes". Why did that stupid reporter ask her to clarify. That just opened the door to very short incomplete sentences and many words to explain away the answer "Yes".

[danielc]

How in the hell did she become vice president? Are all politicians experts at double-talk and walking back what they say 10 seconds after they say it?

[sheilalindenstein]

Shes ridiculous. Lord, come for us!!!

[LynnEuliano]

Yeah when they take the oath and lie thru there teeth over it disgraceful!!!