Madame Web - The Worst Superhero Movies Ever Made

[PhantomFlick]

Also, if Madame web started off as a lifeguard she would’ve been wearing red, wearing glasses, while sitting in a throne-like chair. It’s even better foreshadowing.

[Kingofwooz]

Imagine making a movie so bad that you were taken out of the same cinematic universe as Morbius

[chuckricher]

My gf is a paramedic and honestly, this is probably the most realistic aspect of the entire film. Paramedics do not give a shit ab their patients. They're broken. They have no empathy, they can't or else they'd go insane 😂

[dylanbuchanan]

I think the main problem with Madam Web was that literally no one cared about the film. It wasn’t made out of artistic passion and just a quick way to cash in on Marvel’s dying embers. The screenwriters didn’t care, the director didn’t care, the actors didn’t care, nobody cared. So why would an audience?

[trinaq]

"With great responsibility, great power will come." The writers must have been incredibly proud of themselves for thinking of the laziest line ever.

[Kanyewestbiggestfan]

I still can’t believe Sony made one of the worst superhero movies ever made and followed it up with an even worse movie

[The_Other_Dan]

The bit that made me laugh out loud. She removes the number plates from the cab so that it can't be identified but completely ignores the fact that the lights on the roof have the exact same registration number displayed.

[Portfelio]

No one else brings up the dumb part of stealing baby parkers powers. A baby parker that doesn't get it for another almost 2 decades in literally every rendition.

[-nickdev]

I was in the amazon researching spiders right before you dropped this video

[mjlamey]

As a paramedic who works with other paramedics, I can safely say that a paramedic with a lack of empathy is actually one of the most accurate on-screen depictions we've ever gotten. And we don't get a lot of those.

[fable]

I love how this movie basically implies that Peter Parker isn't special or unique, and he's actually like the 5th or 6th Spider-Person in NYC. They just get Spider-People all the time in New York. It's a thing. Also, since we've never seen any version of those girls in any Spider-Man movie, I guess that means they all die before Peter starts doing stuff anyway, and we never ever hear about them, nobody ever brings them up even though they are also Spider-People and you'd think people would link them to Peter on aesthetic alone, so I guess they weren't that important after all.

[creamofthecrop]

When they were choosing the three girls, I'm sure some exec was like "yea, we need a white one, black one, and latino one. Oh, and Sydney Sweeney's popular now so choose her for the white one."

[rigmar]

"Poor, terminally offline, crystal loving yakubian"

I'm dying.

[Triforcefilms]

My wife is a paramedic. You start the job caring about... anything. For a few months. Then after a year you've seen so much shit you kinda just burn out your empathy and become Dakota Johnson. So honestly. This is pretty accurate.

[liambanagan]

Maybe I just wasn’t paying enough attention, but did Evil Spider-Man use his computer to see what the spider girls would look like younger, using images pulled straight from a magical vision he had?

[baristabran]

The wanted criminal catching a plane in 2003 NYC feels like something an AI writing a script wouldn't understand.

[sicksock]

The movie completely brushes past how Missus Webb lures an emergency helicopter to the explosion factory and causes the death of like 3 or 4 innocent people. What a hero.

[allison]

Fun fact dakota johnson fired her agent after this movie

[markdotinc]

"It's a good thing you had no idea today was the day you were going to die" has EXACTLY the same energy to me as "He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died"

[kylemej]

It really sucks that Sydney Sweeney joined this movie and not like the MCU or something, cause she honestly seems like she cared about the character she was playing, this is probably what Ryan Reynolds felt like in the X-men origins movie.