What NPCs Are Like

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This is what NPCs are like...

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[killsthelight]

0:21 "she really wants to get pregnant so she can have an abortion" a truly strong line

[TheeCobra]

JP you are a comic genius buddy. In this world full of woke absurdities, you are a shining beacon of hope and awareness.

[saikimayu]

I used to try to get candy by telling my mom that it was at the top of the food pyramid and therefore was the most important food group.

[chiffre-nummer]

On point!!!!
Greetings from Germany ... where the farmers, and so many others protest all over the country ... LOVE PEACE AND HARMONY TO ALL

[ayayron]

*I love waking up to a good laugh!!😂😂😂*

[costrio]

I followed the food pyramid until my heart attack a dozen years ago.
Then I gave it up and no problems since then.
I have so many diets until keto got me me lighter. I'm still "overweight" by definition but no longer "obese." I am sticking with what works for me.

[williammorris]

Years ago I made the perfect resolution that can’t fail. I resolved to never make meaningless ever failing New Year’s resolutions. It’s worked so far….

[timbo]

Crappy food is the backbone of america .
The ads on tv says so .

[miloaaron]

the facts are in, college students will believe anything they are told no matter how ridiculous or insane.
Anything

[LMacNeill]

Damn, that's a great idea -- keeping your freezer open all day to stop global warming! We should *ALL* do that!! I'm gonna go open my freezer *right now!!*

[abgportal]

Haha the freezer left open to reduce global warming got me.

[BeeBlot]

Well done! Way to hit the left and right!

[TimotejFedlimid-zohy]

"... the greater part of the population is not very intelligent, dreads responsibility, and desires nothing better than to be told what to do. Provided the rulers do not interfere with its material comforts and its cherished beliefs, it is perfectly happy to let itself be ruled." ~ Aldous Huxley

[Rainbowbrite]

Love you JP! Thank you for everything you are doing!

[JSBach-jdri]

NPC defined: Anyone seen in front of the camera carrying water for the current administration's objectives...
And, yes, this includes their ice cream munching, stutter puppet

[buckhorncortez]

And here I am in Antarctica fighting off an alien invasion with nothing but my penguin army...

[thestorytelleruk]

JP stealth bragging '8% body fat' 😂

[krzydoug]

“Spoiler alert, I believe in them now” lmao

[ricardozk]

0:23 I don't know what's worse.

Following the food pyramid or only realizing in his 40s that it exists.

[JoshuaActual]

I'm so glad you are calling out Elon Musk, his followers, and the extreme hypocrisy and lack of self-awareness in that crowd.