Garrus and Shepard Being Grunt's Parents for Almost 4 Minutes

Watch them try to teach their murder baby not to scare the normies.

[amandasmith]

Grunt's the only kid to get in trouble and ask the cops to call their mom.

[bloodrosereaper]

" Grunt. You apologize to the nice man for setting his car on fire. "
" But mom! "

[shadesofdusk]

Grunt got arrested and basically said, "let me call my mom"

[Thewalkr]

Remember. Shephard is Grunt's only real parental figure. His attitude and personality is a direct result of Shephard's parenting.

[bigbabyputin]

Grunts little gremlin laugh gets me every time

[niceofgames]

With Garrus and FemShep it is the standard “Mom and Dad with a Child”

With Garrus and MaleShep it is “Two and a Half Men”

[Kovugamez]

I always found it cute how Shepard and Grunt silently acknowledge each other as Parent and Child. Garrus suggesting they take him to a strip club was almost to much for me

[TinyFicus]

I’m taking Grunt’s “Heh heh heh” as his way of returning affection that people say to him.

[CSLucasEpic]

"I love you Grunt."
We all love Grunt, Shepard, we all love Grunt.

[karlpower]

If you take Grunt on Tali's loyalty mission during her trial, it looks like Grunt's been made to sit on the naughty step by Shepard.

[A_Random_IRS_BT_]

Grunt is a treasure and I could never concisely decided to kill him unless I’m indoctrinated.

[derpsquad]

What makes the "how were those noodles?" line even better is that earlier in the game Grunt says something like
"This is what passes for food??", while showing mild disgust at the idea of trying them
Meanwhile Drunk Grunt got caught because he stopped to buy noodles in the first place

[williamblack]

That laugh at the end..."I'm Spectre mommies favorite child...I'm untouchable." Smug little lizard.

[SMsterChief]

Breaking out of hospitals, vandalism, battery, grand theft. The Citadel DLC is basically Grunt going through his teenage rebellious phase.

[PyrrhosDauvet]

I love that the car is still burning on the side and Shepard didn't even blink at it coming in and just ask to sign the papers.

[UHDGamers-rexj]

I love the relationship Shepherd had with both Grunt and Wrex. Two of my favourite characters.

[Koniiro]

The car burning in the background and completely ignored until Grunt mentions it is really the cherry on top of that scene 👌🏼👌🏼

[LordCantalo]

Everything is top-tier, but what I especially love is that there was no mention of Grunt lighting the ryncol before throwing it. That shit just spontaneously combusted and the Krogen drink it. Absolute metal.

[coolnamebro]

Grunt's smug little froggy face at 1:11 when he looks at the C-Sec officer.
"See, told you so."

[jtf-peacekeepers]

Garrus: Should we have kids Shepard?
Shepard: Not sure if Grunt needs any siblings.