Soyvangelion

brimstone!

Song: tatu - All The Things She Said (Sped Up)

[gareginnzhdehhimself]

Misato being the evilson is a gemerald

[Zomad]

version where Shinji does not get in the robot 💀

[danielutriabrooks]

It's over, the GeoFront has fallen, billions must tangify
-Toji Chudzuhara

[wastedxlama]

This is how Eva fans look like in their cosplays

[dou]

shinji so high in soy even rei has more beard than him 💀

[DARK-dwgm]

"Kaworu has died. Billions must turn straight"

[danielsurvivor]

We so need Chudbob Soypants and Soyvangelion to become real abridged series, so much potential

[scrumptios]

evangelion fans have the king midas touch but instead of gold it turns things into coal

[roseexists]

NERV has fallen, billions must get in the robot

[monsters]

you make only the best evangelion shitposts. im proud to be subscribed

[GeldUndKokaine-kchp]

Somehow turned a gemerald from the mines of Moria into a dull lustered chunk of quartz

[lotgc]

I love how Shinji has the most normal face.

As much as I dislike him, I can't deny that he is probably the most 'normal' person in the show LMAO

[nokiraunrusu]

Tokyo-3 has fallen. Billions come tumbling down.

[bobbymcbobmcbilly]

Yui Ikari has fallen.

billions must reach instrumentality

[comradejellobiafra]

Asuka really encapsulates the Chud spirit with her "I hate everyone, specially myself" mentality.

[SeahawksBrendonNelson]

In Soyvangelion:

-Shinji thought The Last Jedi was the best Star Wars movie
-Asuka loved the plot and story developments in The Last Of Us Part II
-Rei thinks Christmas is kinda racist
-Misato drinks craft beers and IPAs
-Gendo decided to raise Shinji even after finding out that Yui was unfaithful to him and he's not the father

[carraigroche]

'It's over shinji i have depicted myself as the chad and you as the soyjak, now get in the robot'-gendo

[clashroyale_esports]

this video is bhutanese brimstone dug straight from the fiery coaly rusty dusty pits of the congo cobalt

[Avicerox]

Your friendly reminder someone consumed a portion of their life, which will not come back, and dedicated it to making this.

[thehousemd]

Searched exactly for this, with the full name too like Wojak Genesis Soyvangelion and I got exactly what I wanted. Truly a gem