Sisyphus Prime

Sisyphus In The Panopticon

[you-pvxw]

A customer, indeed. I have slept long enough. The fast food industry has long since forgotten the taste of my 99 cent Jumbo Jack, and I am eager to serve it to them. However, the blood of The Noid stains your greasy hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your appetite. And so, before I tear down the Colonel and crush the burgers of Ronald, you shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, eater of fries, and DINE.

[HmburgerCybercotleta]

"You shall do as an appetizer" coming from a fastfood mascot would be the rawest line in existense

[GGkaiju-ygkj]

This is a containment breach, all personnel to the nearest Jack-in-the-Box

Edit: how is this what makes me popular, it’s 7 months old

[neworp]

Finally after all these years, we can finally go back to when commercials where entertaining.

[longbeing]

Even with all the twitter verification shenanigans, I have no doubt that’s the real Jack in the Box company account that replied. It’s very in character.

[Darkishappy_]

jack in the box is the only fast food mascot that would gladly throw hands with anyone who wants it
perfect for sisyphus

[boombox]

“EAT UP!”(destroy)
“BE-FULL!”(begone)
“COME AND EAT THIS!”(you can’t escape)
“You…will eat…”(this…will hurt…)

Non-attacks
“Lunch Rush!”(Keep em coming!)
“YES! IT’S COOKED!” (Yes! That’s it!)


“Ah…so concludes the life and times of Jack in the Box. A fitting end, to a classic restaurant in an ever-evolving world. Doomed from the very start…AND I DON’T REGRET A SECOND OF IT! (maniacal laughing)”

[Hi_bich]

Jack: after many years of suffering in this box I am free

[wackatonic]

PRIME /// THIRD

THE HUNGER NEVER ENDS

[kydendo]

We need a ultra kill mod that replaces the panopticon and Sisyphus with jack and his box

[Pestisior]

"This prison? To hold, ME?!"
(Proceeds to rip his way out of the box)

[SamSamYT]

"This tiny container....cannot hold me! I am Jack Prime!"

[notwhoiseem]

PRIME /// THIRD
HELLS HUNGER

"This advertisement... to hold ME?"

[InsanityEngineer]

"This prison... to hold... ME?" -Jack out of the box

[lucasshakirov]

"this company, to manage, me?"

*Rips sleeves and punches out dramatically*

"A customer, yes, i have been in meetings long enough"

[GT_RS]

"Now i have become death destroyer of fastfood chains" -Jack Prime

[thebumhimself]

ALL UNITS ON HIGH ALERT, THE JACK HAS LEFT THE BOX, I REPEAT, THE JACK HAS LEFT THE BOX

[dkWhatToWrite]

“Little did the employees know, they have unleashed the monster meant to be sealed for millions of centuries.” - The Manager

[CalicoCVRsViewingChannel]

You gotta love it when they actually respond

[rynnex]

*PRIME /// THIRD*

*JACK OF ALL TRADES*