Quotes from famous Abigail Van Buren 1

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.
(Life's lessons are priceless, if we could cash them, we'd all be rich!)
Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!
(Religion can be free, but when delivered, like water in pipes, expect to pay for the delivery and the deliverer!)
The less you talk, the more you're listened to.
(Speak less, and people will pay more attention to what you say.)