Your size based on your birth month…

[JuniorJesus]

December mfs on their villain arc right now💀💀

[CadenTast]

Michael really had the audacity to make his birth month that big 💀💀

[anshuman-a]

Bro really forgot to say "Based on experience"😂😂

[TWD_Harry]

Team April 🗿
👇
Edit: cheers for 111 likes 🥰

[TheDiamondCore]

Michaels search history while making this video: “Old man holding extremely large pickle”

[mohitthakkar]

1999: we will have flying cars in 2024
2024: your size based on your birth month

[dylanieso]

May, April, June, July, February, January, August, and March team
👇

[DanteRamuss]

October gang, also October is best size
👇

[_mre]

as a girl, i see this as an absolute win

[Lily_The_Ally]

"yo what's your size of-"
"Baguette."
"What?"
"*Baguette.*"

[idiotnumber]

"What is your gender?"
"Im a baguette"

[aidenmclaughlin]

Michael has mad beef with the second half of the year 😂

[LightGorilla]

"what's ur $ize?
carrot.
what?
carrot. "

[baguette_memes]

bro still has some beef with september💀💀💀💀

[Atharvagaming]

Bro violated all the people who were born in June 💀

[vonjt]

Plot twist: He’s saying December people are the size of the microscope itself, not what’s under it

[RoLu]

December team😭
👇 but my size is like 4 to 5 inch, idk

[kake]

Remember, The Longest Ones Attracts The Most Girls.

[hhh]

"Whats ur size?"
"Eggplant"
"What"
"EGGPLANT"

[IronSubGamer-fppr]

as a guy born in december(ngl im actually april), i can confirm my eggplant is the size of a whole damn microscope