America`s Bouncer V.S 2018 'alpha male'

Customer was removed from womens bathroom and decided to challenge the bouncer to a fight. He kept asking for him to come outside so the bouncer put him outside after a flurry of insults.

[kuhnin]

That's not a bouncer. That's a god damn bear

[Jonnyspencer]

A friendly hug is better than an ass whooping

[tonyc]

Perfectly done. The damage done to the customer was 100% psychological. He got humiliated but got to go home without a scratch on him.

[mysteryman]

Plot twist he told the bouncer his leg was hurt and needed help getting outside.

[agentd]

I wish my wife would hold me like that.

[mf]

I got that treatment once. I was drunk, passed out in the bathroom, came out and the bar had closed. I hit a wall (it was the bouncer). Mind you, I'm 6'0". Bouncer asked me if I needed help getting out. I said yes; I was drunk. He carried me like nothing and sat me outside very nicely. He even flagged a cab... From there on, I've been very nice to bouncers.

[FrancoF]

"Hey man I'm drunk... mind giving me a lift?"

[gasolinaquema]

When your a grown man and you get lifted/carried like a child, that usually diffuses things right away.

[EmperorsNewWardrobe]

He probably felt overwhelmed by instantly catching up on a lifetime of missed hugs

[danieljoseph]

Lmao that was particularly gentle considering what could have happened.

[smurfie]

That's what I do to my 2 yr old brother when he comes in my room while I'm working on Legos

[AlwaysDazed]

A good bouncer. Didn't hurt him just got his ass out of the door quickly and efficiently. Powerhouse of a dude also. You're going to need to be a really skilled and well rounded fighter to deal with him.

[TwistedSoul]

“Excuse me, where are the transgender toilets located?”

HERE!!”

[billace]

Good God....

From now on that bouncer will be called “The Forklift”.

[Folfx]

Girlfriend: that bouncer looks tough.
Drunk dude: hold my beer.

[FirearmsGunGear]

Still a better love story than twilight

[Bulskee]

If I was the drunk guy I would have waved my hands at everyone in the club and “BYE

[iaretehleet]

the definition of 'manhandled'

[jawbonemillion]

If that were me I would have came back the next day shook his hand and thanked him for not whooping my ass

[deenanthekemoni]

I have a friend who's built like this, always has been. He's like one those 'worlds strongest man' type of body builds, he doesn't look overly strong, but its like he has pistons inside of him, he is ungodly physically powerful. The real Tanks always appear as regular chubby dudes, believe me.