My Top 10 Favorite Cars In GTA Online (2023)

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Today I go over my 10 Favorite Cars in GTA Online right now! #gta5 #gtaonline

Skyrim OST - Secunda

Skyrim OST - Silent Footsteps

COD WAW - Blowtorch & Corkscrew

Halo 3 - Finish the Fight

Don't ask about the description, random gibberish apparently gets videos more exposure so just ignore the following, thank you :)

HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)

Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.

MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"

I replied "no not really"

He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"

Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...

WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.

Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)

Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)

Thank you DOnALD :)

If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.

Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

ANDREW TATE (tate) andrew tate was arrested in Romania (not good)
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"You can easily drive the Brickade down the highway and push everyone aside"

Canis Seminole: Hold my beer

MrStino
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Rockstar should bring Lexus LFA in GTA online 🥲

insiveXO
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I heard Rockstar wanted to bring in a HSW seminhole on new gen but they got so much backlash from the community about how overpowered it would be that they couldn’t do it

pac_
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You’re modding. The Canis Seminole doesn’t take 250 RPGs…. It takes 750, just like it’s top speed.

Gogettor
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Dude the skyrim music every video gets me everytime lmao

uniformbusy
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And the canis Seminole I found handles the corners like they weren't even there nice handling vehicle definitely.

Mark-nqbo
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Glad you showed the Comet SR some love, easily one of my favorite sports cars

jochem
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My top 10 cars in GTA are (without any particular order):
- Karin Sultan (OG standard version)
- Maibatsu Penumbra FF
- Lampadati Komoda
- Dinka Blista Kanjo
- Dinka Blista Kanjo SJ
- Karin Calico GTF
- Ubermacht Rhinehart
- BF Club
- Annis ZR-350 (Mazda RX-7)
- Karin Kuruma (Non-armored)

aajlespl
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Double clutching is hitting your hand break while in 2nd or just before going into 3rd gear. If you’re in a 4WD you will need to use both the hand break and standard break. You can even do this in electric cars but requires more precise timing.

taliamarquez
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I love the elder scrolls music in the videos 🤣🤝

playboithecreator
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Oh nice another GTA V video i wonder what it is...

Hears the Skyrim soundtrack: Oh shi... Dovahkiin Dovahkiin naal ok zin los vahriin🗡️🧙‍♂️🐉

bakemon
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0:00 edp when he pulls up to the park

piratekingmoon
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The Seminole is indeed the best bike in GTAO

currrry
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They gotta add rockets and a booster to the seminole. But jokes a side my personal favorite vehicle has to be the Zentorno. It is my first sports car that I bought in the game and it brings back many memories

Sojke-hxie
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I feel like I'm almost completely alone when I say the Deluxo is my favorite car overall in the game. I love using it to collect supplies for the Cayo runs and just driving around in general. The issue is, to get the missiles on it, it costs an absolute fortune. But it was one of the first purchases (after the Kasatka and Sparrow) on my new character.

RIPbiker
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The Canis Seminole was the best purchase that I've made on gta online, saved me from so much trouble with griefers, also it should be first on the list.

VictorSilvaRolin
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You should put the large scoop modification on the Brickade 6x6, it making ramming cars much more fun

Henryhassmann
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They need to add more trucks to the game

The_Duggler
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lol the adder. Yeh your def an OG, I can relate to that

steveguapo
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Dude... the Acid Lab Brickade is my favorite screwing around vehicle. Its so funny to see another one coming down the road throwing cars. Especially from the air. And some of the stuff the NPCs yell at you is a crack up.
I wish we got to use it for other buisness deliveries.

gwoody