Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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[johndodd]

Micheal as a child: mommy are we there yet?
Micheals mom: what is really "there"..

[bgn]

This is what happens when you try to tell a joke to your smart friend

[Chicken]

I just wanted to go to the other side of the road.

[snowman]

It feels like telling a joke to your parents and it turns into an lecture

[Creativeplaying]

Michael: why did the chicken cross the road

A few minutes later : you can watch your life seconds tic away

[deftomnivore]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"To answer that we need to talk about parallel universes"

[lucasvincent]

Why did the chicken cross the Moebius loop?


To get to the same side.

I'd never seen Big Bang Theory, just a fan of snarky t-shirts....

[helloxkitty]

2:48 risked his whole career for a moment

[GeneralForster]

Oldest known joke is a fart joke, this is a testament to our glory.

[vesselsel]

Someone: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Michael: ...or did it?

[ejradventures]

Friend: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: No soap, radio.

[nicholasbradea]

Michael is the only person on earth that can single-handedly keep you up at night and drive you insane in the span of days simply because of a "why did the chicken cross the road" joke.

[micahphilson]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"


*Vsauce music starts playing*

[jakesgotgames]

0:00 - Why did the chicken cross the road. 5 minutes later: We can build a stack of fat - flovoured kfc buckets to the moon

[marcohuertas]

great, i'm questioning my life now because the chicken who crossed the road is apparently suicidal

[monicamoigradan]

So basically, this turned from explaining a simple Anti-Joke to explaining why a metaphorical chicken has depression.





Yeah. Just another V sauce video

[Mr.Prez.]

“First gather some of your friends...”

Me: damnit

[thedriveog]

Imagine memorizing the whole dialogue of this video and the next time somebody pulls up this joke you surpise him with an 8 minutes long explanation of the joke making it the ultimate anti joke

[wojtekpolska]

- why did the chicken cross the road?
- why?
- to get to the idiot's house.

- knock knock
- who's there?
- the chicken.

[nyhl]

Person: why did the chicken cross the road

Me: Shut up

Vsause: Why did the chicken cross the road

Me: