Ulysses wants to talk #fallout #falloutnewvegas

[TylerDaltonShaw]

That's a wicked good Ulysses impression

[tycampbell]

“Something something Bull Bear” got me so bad lol

[BrokenCartridge.]

"Something something, Bull. Bear."
Sums up that over 1000 worded dialogue pretty well

[Romanticoutlaw]

the man's literally trying to shoot the messenger. This is like getting mad at your uber eats driver because arbys put arsenic in their sauce that day

[Mirokuofnite]

The day the courier came to The Divide was the most important day of Ulysses life. But for the Courier? It was Tuesday.

[TheNukeMuffin]

Ulysses doesn't want to talk, he wants to speak.

[Noah-nkog]

The courier: “Sp-sp-sp-spit it out Ulysses cause my lead pipe is getting impatient.”

[FG-wwrc]

Nobody else is allowed to cosplay Ulysses this man does it way too well

[ulysses]

I don’t care who did it, I’m blaming you to validate my edgy character arc.

[jm]

"Something something....Bear....Bull." Obsidian you've done it again!

[mrscantparry]

The Ulysses impression is insane, not enough "Bear, Bull, Bull, Bear." tho.

[TheCourier]

The worst part is, realistically, you wouldn’t be at fault. You had no clue what was in the package, cause you’re not supposed to. Plausible Deniability

[stevenblack]

The divide couldn't stop me...the Mojave couldn't kill me.. you dont have a snowball's chance in hell.

[qm]

"Something something bull bear" YEAH THAT'S ULYSSES ALRIGHT!

[michaelshields]

I like how ulysses is basically like, "Mailmen should open all packages and decide the faith of them in transit, regardless of education or ability to see into the future at all."

[TLDelapore]

Right up there with the villain classic of "If you don't do X I will kill Y, meaning you killed Y."

[ChazMcRich]

“I literally gaslit a bunch of tribes into being Caesar worshipping murders and also showed Caesar where the Hoover Dam was and also told his it would be rad to kill everyone in the Mojave for it; but you literally just delivering a package you didn’t know what was inside of is worse because it affected me personally.”

[Heidao]

Looking back, it was funny when you consider the courier supposedly remembers as much as we do after waking from getting shot in the head, and Ulysses is monologuing to you on the notion you remember.

[hashaeunlimited]

Lonesome road in a nutshell. I love it.

[ravager-]

I know I’ve been shot in the head, but I’d remember if I did that” 😂