How to Protect Your Shopping Trolley From Improvised Explosives

Many people have experienced their groceries being exploded by an improvised explosive. In this video, we will show you how to safely shop at a Tesco's by mounting the appropriate modifications on your trolley such as the M2 Browning heavy machine gun and Trophy active protection system. These will effectively protect your shopping trolley from almost any attack such as anti-tank guided missiles and rocket-propelled grenades.

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[BosnianApeSociety]

Hello guys,
This is the reuploaded version after the original was removed.
Thanks.

[haleyaycock]

Glad you were able to get the issues resolved. These are truly a gift.

[sjdi]

I've lost 2 loved ones at my local Tesco store due to 85 year olds throwing f1 frag grenades in their shopping cart. This video helped bring me closure. I thank you so much for your dedication to our nation.

[Shef]

"Put a few more if you live in Birmingham" peak british humor

[TheOneTrueLeo]

As a Tesco employee, I can confirm that this is real real training video that we had to watch.

[MadMovieMakers]

Birmingham folks are prepared for anything I guess

[romanmankauskas]

This design has just one downside: The engine is mounted inside the cart, leaving considerably less space for groceries. I propose installing the engine under the basket and mounting a seat at the back of the cart to allow people to ride their chariot of grocery shopping in comfort.

[simouner]

I'm French and right now there's a lot of burning trolleys because of riots.
Thanks for your intelligent and inovative solution !

[Oyff]

The perfect shopping tutorial is back thank god

[Comrat_]

finally i can get my tesco meal deal without it being blown up

[robbob]

*"Is This image familliar to you?"*
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*"Of Course It is"*

[HengistLilley]

The way he said “and a few more if you live in Birmingham” killed me. 😅☠️

[darebrained]

Beginner mistake: you put the motor into the cargo hold of trolley, not in the appropriate area below said cargo hold.
This creates two problems:
1. It significantly reduces cargo capacity
2. It leads to a higher center of mass, making the trolley more susceptible to falling over in high speed take overs and the likes.
Also your solution door nothing against preplaced mines.
Overall a good try for a beginner, but it still lacks substance

[chdn]

This is all well and good but it's ultimately ineffectual. You've completely overlooked the possibility of burried anti-tank mines near the frozen goods. A forward facing mine flail, hardened underbody, and ground penetrating radar are essential additions for the modern shopper.

[Hellish]

As i live in Birmingham i am pleased to say, the extra 12.7mm M2HB Browning heavy machine guns, have greatly helped my grocery shopping, at the local Tesco.

[SubZero]

So glad you are bringing awareness to this, I have been sending letters to managers and directors for last 6 years telling them about how open they are to an avalance of grenade attacks, they never listened. I actually feel a lot safer now. No parent should have to bury there child after going to get milk.

[Koozomec]

"Penetrate the enemy before the enemy penetrate the trolley"
Sun Tzu, the art of war in supermarket.

[indoshonstudios]

As an American, this makes perfect sense to me.

[horisonskies]

*Ah yes, I seem to be having a rather similar problem, you see, I seem to have seen this video before.*

Please do a tutorial on how to protect your youtube video from cyber warfare.

[CarwynAndrews]

I've been so sick of people throwing grenades into my trolly, this was really helpful, thank you.