Seinfeld Theme Short

[opsate]

Needed one more second for that last 'Doot doot doot doot', but oh well.

[justinschwartz]

My dad got sentenced to life in prison

[lisa-mrue]

Me: unplugs something at the hospital to charge my phone.
Everyone else at the hospital:

[MedicJigglypuff]

Coiny: "Hey Needy!"
Needle: slapping Coiny "Don't call me Needy!"
Coiny: *giving a thumbs up*

[gardenboydon]

When the world ends, this is the outro music

[thatgamerboy]

me:CANONBALL!
everybody else at the nuclear power plant:

[katharsis]

When you're about to "do it" with her and she says at the last minute: " no, i was just kidding".

[Hi-kqzh]

Mengapa semua menangis?(biasalah)
Padahal aku selalu tersenyum(biasalah)
Usap air matamu(kyeeet)
Ku tak ingin, ada kesedihan..

[lordofthememesx]

If you didnt want bones on your pizza. You should of ask for a BONELESS PIZZA! 0:00 plays

[Bastion]

"We went into aggressive negotiations" "Aggressive Negotiations whats that?" "Negotiations with a lightsaber"

[Strikersgaming]

When you tell your dad says a bad joke

[CakeCakey]

“Watch this sick skateboard trick!”

Everyone else on the minefield:

[___P___H___T___M___]

When you're seven months pregnant and your autistic step son throws you the toaster while you're taking a bath

[MrMafiks]

Play this at 0.25 speed: sounds like a videogame. Play it at 0.5 speed and it sound like a banjo song

[panthadogg]

JUST ANOTHER DAY FOR THE SURVEY CORPS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

[everydayicanfeelmylegyoufe]

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TRANSLATE THIS BEAT INTO TEXT? THANK YOU!

[Kagiyeeta]

When the girl you like is pan and you're straight:

[victor]

I used this one to troll my class group chat and a friend

[probablydprintingsomething]

Men not only participating in, but winning women's sports:

[iammonkeygirl]

Soo, just the part everybody knows. Got it.