Union Dixie Trap Remix

Lol, I found this in my files so here lol

[agape-]

“Slavery is gay because it means owning another man”

- Abraham Lincoln, 1862

[d-boi]

"Imagine having so few bitches you need to buy them"
-Abraham lincoln, 1861

[geisaune]

Imagine fighting a war in the middle of the Industrial Revolution and not having factories

[TooFewSecrets]

"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."
-Honest Abe

[LetsTakeWalk]

2.2 million times has this been watched, totalling 6.2 YEARS time watched. This distrack was watched more than the Confederacy lasted.

[KaiWolf]

I heard Sherman played this in Atlanta and that's what caused the city to burn down.

[johnny-jksi]

Fun fact: The original Union Dixie is classified as a "historical" diss track.

[AuroraIceFlame]

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man”

[johnn]

Johnny Reb: "You're going to die for some slaves?"

Billy Yank: "Someone is."

[DaiKaijyuu]

The development of GTA 6 lasted longer than the confederacy

[brostrod]

"Hit it Grant"
"I gotchu Sherman"
*Beat drop*

[ScorpoYT]

Love the smell of Gatling in the morning

[JE-zluy]

On June 12th, 2026, this Track will have existed longer than the Confederacy.

[adrih]

my emo phase lasted longer than the confederacy

[windwind]

150 years later and the Dixies are still seething. Perfection.

[lorenzocassaro]

Neo-Confederate tears aren't even good for drinking, for how salty they are

[revkun]

Imagine supporting something that was outlived by the Kingdom Hearts franchise

[Churchgrimm]

I've often heard Confederacy stans be like "Lee was a gentleman and Grant was a drunk"

Well, let's assume that this was the truth: imagine being *so bad* at war that you lose to a drunk.

[Balpindo]

the beat drops harder than the men in pickett's charge

[bricc]

Now I know why a brand of paper cups is named after them: they don’t last long and go straight into the dumpster afterwards.