Trump Lies & Whines After Disastrous Debate, Swift for Kamala & Do Pro-Lifers Know the Female Body?

We are all still buzzing after the debate last night, the only person who seems to think Trump did a good job is Donald Trump, even Fox News thought he lost bigly, Trump keeps walking around making stuff up, he is terrified to debate VP Kamala Harris again, Taylor Swift announced her endorsement of Kamala and Tim Walz, Elon Musk weighed in on her endorsement in the creepiest way possible, JD Vance can’t stop spreading lies about Haitians eating pets in Ohio, Trump, JD Vance, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris were in lower Manhattan today for a 9/11 memorial ceremony, Trump has had a “concept of a plan” for healthcare for a very long time, and we head deep into the heart of Texas to find out what pro-lifers know about female anatomy.



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[juhatalimaki]

It is really scary to see the mightiest nation in the world in the risk of being ruled by a mentally disturbed person.

[MayThereBeWorldPeace]

What Elon said to Taylor Swift about giving her a child, is very disturbing.

[aussiegrandpa]

Trump claims he can keep Putin, Xi and Kim in line, yet he complains that 2 TV hosts owned him.

[jfrodgers]

Springfield Ohio here.
The only thing I've noticed missing from our streets in the past week, are the 20 Haitians that used to walk past my house on the way to the grocery store or carrying their bags on the way home.

Have the Springfield GOP/MAGA started eating our Haitians?

[SchnuffiJames]

She baited him so easily. It was frightening. Why would you vote for someone who knows nothing about everything. Kamala was right, you can see why world leaders are laughing at him. America should be ashamed at him even being the GOP nominee.

[un-Lawyer]

When Fox says it was her night, it was her night. He's right the moderators were unfair, they let him talk for 5 minutes longer than her. Not once did they shut him down when he would squeeze in his extra rebuttals

[jeffreyscorsone]

I want to say I cannot believe JD Vance said, "billionaire celebrity who is fundamentally disconnected" . but nothing from these two clowns surprises me anymore.

[radhikanarain]

"Do Pro-lifers know the female body" was an awesome segment. Thank you.

[JD-dhbk]

Trumps supporters STILL support him AFTER his hot mess debate. They really don't care what he says. THAT IS TERRIFYING.

[itspersonal]

I’m in a magaland district. Some trumper was on the corner of my local gas station grifting the felon’s merch, so I asked to see his permit. Shocker, he didn’t have one, so I reported him to city LE. These criminals always think they’re above the law and I’m damn tired of it.

[macharper]

Has anybody asked Trump if the I.R.S. is done auditing his tax returns yet? After about ten years. It seems to be going pretty slowly.

[Backcountryhiker]

I just called J.D.'s number and a recording said that I could not leave a message for J.D. Vance because, and I quote, "This mailbox is full". A riot! Thanks, Jimmy.

[SavannahSteel]

As an independent and a woman, I am both disgusted and appalled at the behavior and ideology of the Former President and his running-mate regarding my reproductive rights. The very same rights I was born with, my mother was born with, and my grandmother fought for. This effort from the GOP to undo fifty years of progress towards equality, women’s rights and body autonomy both completely goes against what they stand for (less government surveillance and interference), and acts as a direct attack on every woman on U.S. soil.

[newtboys]

90%, 60%, 72%, 82%, 80-20, 92-7... "where are you getting these numbers?". I think we ALL know where he's getting them.

[rebeccabb]

After he debated Biden he immediately asked for the second debate. So, does that mean he believes he lost to Biden since he just said the loser is the one who wants a rematch? OMG, he is a piece of work. SMH.

[manitoucole]

The recording says, "You cannot record a message for Sen. JD Vance."

[morten]

Love the reporters shouting at him: "Why wouldn't you look at her?" and "where are you getting these numbers from?"

[DanBrown]

"She had the questions in advance"?? No, she was prepared! Being good at debates is a skill. It takes practice. High school children do it, but Trump couldn't be bothered.

[corimyers]

If you don’t know a woman’s body. You don’t get to tell her what to do with it

[darcyc]

My neighbor used to have a koi pond. My daughter 🥰 LOVED those fish. They started disappearing from the koi pond. My neighbor asked me if she thought my daughter might possibly be taking them? I said I didn’t think she’d do that. My daughter might sneak over and feed the fish, but I didn’t think she would actually take them out. Anyway, one morning, the neighbor saw a crane perched at the edge of the koi pond. The crane had been using the pond as a snack bar. 😅 Sometimes nature does evolution. We have lots of coyotes here. No one in our neighborhood has outside cats-living anyway.