TikTok removed this for violence against Mormon Apostle. IRONIC, I know.

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[Em-mctz]

IM GAGGED STOP ITWJDOJEKFKEE best comeback for a man who genuinely caused me so much fear and paranoia that i could literally be killed by a group of “all loving people”

[tuesdaymacdonald]

You never realize how traumatized you are until you realize that you'd rather have Satan under your bed than Holland and you have to put your phone down because that image causes immediate panic

[missveronica]

Honestly, as someone who comes from a different country, as well as a different religion, the idea that satan hates that day in particular because of some American cultist is both hilarious and insulting.

[heathertulip]

Tbf Satan only offered eve the fruit, (which may or may not have been an old-timey sex joke). He didn’t, like, shove it down her throat. And then shame her for it. Like Mormon men.

You can say a lot of things about satan, but at the bare minimum, he cares about ✨CONSENT✨

[realhealthrealwealth]

Satan, devils, demons, ... their excuses for denying PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.

[ConniMiller]

My sister keeps mentioning this man like I am supposed to know who he is. 🤷‍♀️

[exmodeadpool]

Let's find where he lives and start playing sounds of musket fire super loud at 6:30 a.m. every day to make sure he's awake. If TSCC expects its missionaries to be awake at that time, regardless of their health situation, why should its apostles be an exception?

[alanamotta]

Took me so long to understand you guys were not talking about tom holland

[Rosemallow]

all the snaps.... yes ma'am that was amazing

[lizart]

Omfg I just had the mental image of elder Holland under my bed and had to turn my light on for a minute--

[sabrinalittle]

That shocking! He is evil 😈 what a nasty thing to say.

[theTYTAN]

It was clearly metaphorical though, why would TikTok take it down ?🤔

[certifiedfnhater]

I will tell you this satans least favorite day would probably be Easter.
Bc that’s the time Jesus died for everyone and came back. This saving man kind from satan.
If you believe in that.

[kaylanek]

I’m so confused but happy to be here 😂

[MMcAfro]

Peter Pan is pretty fond of that particular day as well.

[pineappleshavepeelings]

Every day I'm so grateful Hank Smith blocked me 😩🙌🏻

[Lucifersfursona]

Satanic ask to use this wordplay in the future bc it is _fantastic_

Also, for his reference, he is on my mind so little and has no room and board in my psyche, my day was pretty good. Got some art done. Enjoyed the sun.

[deeperthings]

You are a less violent Nuancehoe than Holland is. And at least your reference was also a clever pun.

You should post his talk exactly as given and see how Tic Toc feels about it.

[starboy]

wait i'm in a mormon household and no one told me elder holland did bad; what happened?

[midnightfury]

Did he really use a Chuck Norris joke? Lol