The Worst Candy

It's time for me to be candy crucified. I can't wait for you to break off a piece of me. Chews wisely however, I may make some valid points.

#brendaniel #worstone #candy

[wekashipo]

I'm convinced that black licorice is like cilantro, where some people just have a gene that makes it taste different.

[granulartypecast]

The worst candy will not satiate my desire for the worst bread, Drenbaniel. I ever hunger for it.

[Norrsky]

I've never had circus peanuts because looking at them made me feel dirty, but now knowing that they're banana flavored fills me with an existential dread and rage that I've never felt before

[Mildcat]

That 1940s line about circus peanuts kinda made me chuckle because my grandpa was actually born in '43 and he loved circus peanuts. Every once in a while, when I'm thinking of him, I eat some.

[Higfoot]

Circus Peanuts are like Johnny Test: I have never had any feelings about it but just consumed it regularly as a kid and I still have no idea why

[jamie]

I had a friend who loved circus peanuts. Her and her family loved them. Her parents got divorced, her brother became a serial shoplifter (I busted him myself when I worked retail), she rushed into a loveless marriage herself, and the youngest of her family disappeared. Circus peanuts will ruin your life.

[jacobcarrasco]

"Charleston Chew is bad"

*Richard Nixon has entered the chat.*

[thecollector]

I remember there being a singular bag of circus peanuts in a local gas station. It sat there from 2007 til 2019, and I watched the price slowly tick down on the thing, until it was just free. It was declared free in 2017. Pretty sure the owner has lost the business now. I blame the peanuts.

[THATGuy]

As regards wax lips: Of course they're not still making them. They've been trying to sell the 1st and only batch for about 70 years.

[coolfinel]

I swear circus peanuts are just styrofoam that tastes vaguely of banana.

[akigorii]

I'm glad that black licorice game wasn't just a fever dream

[Frog_Dogger]

I haven't even heard of half of these. Who thought that "wax lips" sounded appetizing?!

[StarlaBizarre]

My grandmother eats SO much black licorice.. she's singlehandedly keeping them afloat

[ChrissehCat]

Sugar Daddy is probably the worst candy for sticking to teeth. My god, I remember getting my teeth stuck in a Sugar Daddy pop as a little kid, thought my mouth was gonna be glued shut forever.

[loganmunoz]

I remember in back in Highschool my math teacher was like 80 and he loved black lickerish and one day he brought in plenty for my whole class to eat so he passed them around and had everyone eat them at the same time and the whole room was just filled with a collective audible disgust it was glorious and he looked confused as to how we didn’t like it lol

[dolphinboi-playmonsterranc]

Sadist is the ones who like to hurt and berate

Masochist is the one who likes to endure those things. Bit-o-Honey is the masochist's candy.

[cumbrap]

I was really relieved when that silhouette turned out to be a package of Red Vines. I thought it was gonna be Turkish Taffy.

[dgcv]

Plot twist: he ate all of the Walmart plastic bags and now we have to use paper

[Zayloff]

I've never had a circus peanut, and I've never wanted one. They always just looked...wrong.

[ChrisLeeW]

Black licorice is like the marmite of candy. That said, I love it.