When style is important - Vanity Stats

Stats vs Style

[_mwk]

"This item is cursed, and cannot be removed."

[rynedrogemuller]

The NPCs are becoming more aware of the players around them and I love it.

[cruelfish]

99% psychic reduction, reflects 2x back AND increases HP?

... I don't even care, that goes on every single character.

[valendrien]

I was waiting for Bodger to go, "Oh one more thing, that'll be fifteen thousand gold."

[MsYunaFires]

I was half-expecting the headgear to auto-unequip his entire outfit.

[Diuler]

pretty sure Shmagenrock is how Bodger calls his workshop, "forged in the fire of Shmagenrock" sounds way cooler than "yeh, just made it in my workshop"

[ShortHax]

Come on Ben, it’s not embarrassing if everyone who sees it is dead before they laugh

[Arkemist]

Ben is a fantastic actor, he really knows how to make you hate his character ahahah

[ikigailife]

I was waiting for Bodger to claim that for even better stats, he has to wear the complete set and hands him a bunny suit

[BNuts]

Never cross the NPCs who supply you with anything, _and_
never cross your Healers.

[duythuchoang]

I always find it hilarious when a legit full plate armor is worse than a leather strip that covers 1/4 of your body

[jacobbreakerofsky]

the spite on Bodger's face is hilarious

[jcmclint]

Looks like that game doesn’t have a “Hide Headgear” option.

[noiJadisCailleach]

I just realized, the only thing that can compound on Rowans' ridiculous characters is Bens' ridiculous and angry characters.
Perfect team.

[dxjxc]

RPG equipment be like:
Me: "ah yes, this will go perfectly with my striped pink vest of weapon immunity, my lime shorts environment and area denial immunity, and my sparkly purple pointed shoes of unrestricted movement."

[Jeb.]

I love that when they’re annoyed they physically put on the items instead of “equipping” them

[LookingHopeAnywhere]

“Have a wonderful day” came out an awful lot like a southern “Bless yer heart”.

[slomcraft]

"it’s not embarrassing if everyone is wearing it"

-Sun Tzu, The Art Of RPG

[XX-sptt]

There's something always satisfying at seeing the NPCs payback these snotty players.

[adamnwizard]

"Don't you EVER....fucking cross me.." lmao even in Epic NPC Man