Cooking by the book but with floppy drives

Ｉ＇ｌｌ ｐｉｌｅ ｏｎ ｔｈｅ ｃ̵ａ̶ｎ̸ｄ̶ｙ̷， ｉｔ＇ｓ ｓｕｃｈ ａ ｐ̷ｒ̸ｅ̶ｔ̷ｔ̴ｙ̶ ｓ̶͍͙̗ｉ̶̨̳̞ｇ̸͓͍͜ｈ̸̱͙̗ｔ̸̣̝̼．
Ｉｔ ｍａｋｅｓ ｔｈｅ ｆｏｏｄ ｔａｓｔｅ ｄ̶̨̥̯ａ̸̞͕̟ｎ̸̺̝̠ｄ̸̧̘̳ｙ̸̙̻̜， ｂｕｔ ｍｙ ｔｕｍｍｙ ｈ̷ｕ̴ｒ̴ｔ̶ｓ̸ ａｌｌ ｎｉｇｈｔ．
Ｉ＇ｌｌ ｐｕｔ ｉｎ ｓｏｍｅ ｉｎｇｒｅｄｉｅｎｔｓ， ｂｕｔ ｋ̵̧̦̟ｅ̷̞̗̳ｅ̶̰̻̥ｐ̸̩͔͎ ̶͉̬͎ｔ̸͙̙̠ｈ̴̧̣̯ｅ̵̣̯̜ ̸̨̻̞ｒ̸̘̙̙ｅ̶̜̻̗ｓ̴̫̦̗ｔ̶̗̖͇ ̵̮̗͙ｆ̷̟̫̞ｏ̸̟̯ͅｒ̸̢̭̻ ̸̞͚̻ｍ̸̻̲̮ｅ̸̧͎̱．
Ｉ＇ｍ ｎｏｔ ｊｕｓｔ ｄ̷ｉ̶ｓ̸ｏ̶ｂ̴ｅ̵ｄ̷ｉ̸ｅ̸ｎ̴ｔ̷， Ｉ＇ｍ ｃａｒｅｆｕｌ ｃａｎｔ ｙｏｕ ｓ̶̨̯̰ｅ̶̲̹̦ｅ̴͕̱̯？

Ｉｔ＇ｓ ａ ｐｉｅｃｅ ｏｆ ｃ̵̙̣̹ａ̴͓̝͎ｋ̵̞̣͜ｅ̶̧̘̹ ｔｏ ｂａｋｅ ａ ｐｒｅｔｔｙ ｃ̸̜̱̠ａ̷̙͖̪ｋ̴̡͖̖ｅ̶̳͎̗． Ｉｆ ｔｈｅ ｗａｙ ｉｓ ｈ̴̤̦͙ａ̷̺̺͜ｚ̶̦̞̭ｙ̸̘̲̦，
Ｙ̷ｏ̴ｕ̵ ̴ｇ̴ｏ̸ｔ̴ｔ̴ａ̵ ̶ｄ̵ｏ̷ ̶ｔ̴ｈ̶ｅ̶ ̵ｃ̴ｏ̶ｏ̴ｋ̶ｉ̴ｎ̴ｇ̷ ̸ｂ̶ｙ̵ ̵ｔ̶ｈ̴ｅ̸ ̴ｂ̷ｏ̶ｏ̶ｋ̴． Ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ ｙｏｕ ｃａｎｔ ｂｅ ｌ̶̹̻̬ａ̷̡̗̠ｚ̵͓̜ͅｙ̴̘̳͔．
Ｎｅｖｅｒ ｕｓｅ ａ ｍｅｓｓｙ ｒｅｃｉｐｅ， ｔｈｅ ｃａｋｅ ｗｉｌｌ ｅｎｄ ｕｐ ｃ̵̼͙̜ｒ̶̢͈̳ａ̷̯̯̝ｚ̴͙̙ͅｙ̴̫͖̺．
Ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｄｏ ｔｈｅ ｃｏｏｋｉｎｇ ｂｙ ｔｈｅ ｂｏｏｋ．．．

Ｔ̶ｈ̴ｅ̵ｎ̵ ̸ｙ̴ｏ̸ｕ̷＇̷ｌ̶ｌ̸ ̷ｈ̶ａ̵ｖ̴ｅ̸ ̴ａ̷ ̵ｃ̸ａ̷ｋ̷ｅ̴．̴
̶Ｗ̷ｅ̴ ̶ｇ̸ｏ̴ｔ̶ｔ̷ａ̴ ̸ｈ̵ａ̵ｖ̸ｅ̴ ̶ｉ̵ｔ̷ ̸ｍ̶ａ̷ｄ̴ｅ̵．̸
̵Ｙ̴ｏ̴ｕ̴ ̸ｋ̸ｎ̸ｏ̷ｗ̴ ̸ｔ̴ｈ̶ａ̵ｔ̸ ̶ｉ̶ ̵ｌ̵ｏ̴ｖ̴ｅ̷ ̶ｃ̴ａ̷ｋ̵ｅ̴．̵
̶Ｆ̵ｉ̵ｎ̷ａ̴ｌ̸ｌ̶ｙ̶，̴ ̶ｉ̶ｔ̸＇̴ｓ̷ ̷ｔ̵ｉ̶ｍ̴ｅ̶ ̶ｔ̷ｏ̷ ̴ｍ̶ａ̴ｋ̷ｅ̶ ̷ａ̴ ̴ｃ̴ａ̷ｋ̷ｅ̶．̸

Ｍａｋｉｎｇ ｆｏｏｄ ｉｓ ｊｕｓｔ ｌｉｋｅ ｓ̴ｃ̴ｉ̶ｅ̷ｎ̴ｃ̸ｅ̸，
Ｗｉｔｈ ｔｏｏｌｓ ｔｈａｔ ｂ̵̧͎̯ｌ̶͙̬͚ｅ̸̮̫͎ｎ̸͖̘̲ｄ̵̡̯̩ ａｎｄ ｂ̴̥̲͖ａ̷̧̟̣ｓ̴͈̹͓ｔ̵̣͈͈ｅ̷̨̻̳
Ａｎｄ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｆ̷̥͈͈ｕ̵͇͔̟ｎ̶̖̰͕ ａｐｐｌｉａｎｃｅ，
Ｇｉｖｅｓ ｔｈｅ ｆｏｏｄ ａ ｄ̶̡̝͓ｉ̶̼̻͈ｆ̷͜͜ͅｆ̴̧̩͇ｅ̵̧̠̭ｒ̶͙̟̖ｅ̶̠̣̲ｎ̷̡̻̼ｔ̶̡͎ͅ ｔａｓｔｅ．

Ｉ̢̩̜̙͈̗ｔ͙̲̪̙̪̟＇̤̘̰̺͙͍ｓ̢͉̮̺͍͜ ̫̖̳̟͉͎ａ͎͕͚̞̘͈ ̲̞̳͕̱̩ｐ̡̲̗̦̤̞ｉ̻͙̣͉͇̟ｅ͓̺͕̟̩̦ｃ̼͈̦̜̮ͅｅ͍̘͍̪̞̘ ̰̘͔̝͈̤ｏ̼̲͇̤̮̺ｆ̲̦̯͙̣̝ ̧̨͖̳̗̥ｃ̢͖͉̲̯̗ａ̡̯̰̗̭̣ｋ̥͇̖̩̭̹ｅ̨̡̟̯̱̣ ̨̖̥̗̞̫ｔ̢̱̺͍̠̝ｏ̢͙̼͇͇̱ ̙͎̖͍̙͚ｂ͕͈̲̪̬̠ａ̮̯̦̘͉͙ｋ̤̠̻̩̤͜ｅ̨͖̗͎̹͎ ̧̖̪͕͖͜ａ̟̰̫̠̙ͅ ̱̲̬͔̝ͅｐ̨̡͉̹͚̯ｒ̧̭͚̠̜̼ｅ̖͖̘̘̦̫ｔ̹͕̩̱̦̮ｔ̝̤̱̞̙͜ｙ̨̡͍̤͎͇ ̡̺̗̘̭̜ｃ̧̖͈̤̦̦ａ̱͉̣͕̜̳ｋ͇̻̭͕̪͓ｅ̧̩̗̻͈̟．͓̞̦̱͇͚ ͚͈̜̠ͅͅＩ̩̲̤͈̟ͅｆ̦̬̟̝̣͓ ̡̺̼̘̻̭ｔ͇̹̗̫̤̘ｈ̧̼͓̫̖ͅｅ̰̬͕̮͈̹ ͚̩͈̖͙̖ｗ̟͎̘̳̜̝ａ̨̹͕͚̦ͅｙ̧̹͙̣̝͈ ̢̡̝͚̠̻ｉ̼̞̖̱̮̟ｓ̤͎͓̻͉̳ ͔͖͕̗̣̤ｈ̬͍̙̮̫͔ａ͈̻̪̜͍̱ｚ͔̼̺̙̻ͅｙ͓̗͚̳̼̙，͎̰̯̙̼̝
̡̫͈̪͔̞Ｙ̧͔͇̝̖̺ｏ̨̥͚̗̜̲ｕ̟̦̥̫͈͈ ͙̮͎̼͍ͅｇ̢̭͕̙̱͇ｏ̣̱͎̮͍͜ｔ̗̱͕̭̩̤ｔ͖̹̭̩̬ͅａ̫̬̥̱̥̣ ͎̰̘͚͚̖ｄ͚͇̹̞̙͖ｏ̡̰̤̙̞͜ ̨̡̥̖̺͜ｔ̰̜̭̯͇͜ｈ̨̡̮̩̞̺ｅ̣̘̜̲͙̟ ̨̡͕͓͇͜ｃ̨̙̣̳̻̰ｏ̧̰͓͙̤͜ｏ̧̭̤͓̝͎ｋ̞͕̦̖͎̹ｉ̧͇͈̠̼̖ｎ̡̙̙͉͕̟ｇ͖̺̖̬͕͖ ̟̝͔̭͚̹ｂ̟̞̖̰̺ͅｙ̲̦̦̯̦̯ ̧̺̹͍͉͍ｔ̖̣̪̬͕̺ｈ̼͔̜͈͇̣ｅ̖̟͓̯̠̮ ͎͉̫̖̲ͅｂ͖̥̙͍͔͕ｏ̜̥̩̲̺͈ｏ̮͎͓̠̜̩ｋ̥̜̬͙̞͜．̢͖͔͍̟̲ ̥̮̤͚̜͇Ｙ̗̝̖̥̘͉ｏ̧̨̘͍̩͈ｕ͕̮̟͎̼͜ ̺̜̰̺͚͕ｋ̟̖̤͉͎̠ｎ̭̥̣̜̩͕ｏ̨͖̯̞̮̺ｗ͖̪̬͇̻̯ ͕̪̞̘̳̬ｙ̧̱͙͙̺͜ｏ̧͓͓͎̰ͅｕ̼̰͕̻̭ͅ ̬̫̪̼̳͜ｃ̧̧̣̬̥̗ａ͓͈̖͓̤ͅｎ̤͓͕̗̞̭ｔ͙̹͓͖͇͕ ̺͕͕̜͈͔ｂ̡͕̤̞̘̙ｅ̧̠͇̹͜͜ ̧̖̳̻̭̟ｌ̨̰͍̻͍ͅａ̧̤͔̦̣̜ｚ̦͚̟̩̯͓ｙ̭͇̼̱̘͎．̣͔̠͎̯̤
̙̤͓̯̗͚Ｎ̻̻̦͉̜̥ｅ̧̟͔̝̻̳ｖ̡͚̳̣̬͕ｅ̡̹̠̫̜͓ｒ͈̦̮̰͍͜ ̡̻̘̮̖͔ｕ̭͎̪͓͚̯ｓ̣̬̜̳̪̰ｅ̢͈̭̰̬̠ ̢̬͔̹̮̩ａ̡͍̩̼̬̺ ̠̲̪̜̦̤ｍ͍̖̭̠͖͇ｅ̢̡̤̖̳͔ｓ̡͇̘̠̼͈ｓ̧̖̖̮̼̳ｙ̫̝̦͔̲͓ ̢͇͍̼̥̬ｒ͕̺̟̭̦͜ｅ͔̗͉̹̟̫ｃ̨̧̞̩̳ͅｉ̹͚̬̦̝̱ｐ͔͈̮͇̮͜ｅ̫̞̠̣̜ͅ，̨̥͍̲̘͜ ̢͎͎̗̼̬ｔ̡̡͎̻͓͚ｈ̤̳̱̫̥̦ｅ̳͎͍̖͙͜ ̜͔̦͙̗͓ｃ̨̱͎̖̫̙ａ̘͍̟͈̞ͅｋ͙̹̘̳̰̖ｅ̙̟͍͔̱͚ ̧̲̻͈͙̖ｗ͕͇͈͇̯̯ｉ̨̼̪̪̠͎ｌ̢̥̦͉̺̙ｌ̡̨̨̻͍͜ ̖̠̮̳͔͜ｅ͈̳̭͓̱̖ｎ̭͉̣̟̳̱ｄ̯͙̜̺̰͓ ͇̙̫̫͕ͅｕ̱̰̬̗̟͙ｐ̨͕̺͕̱̟ ̧̖̦̗̻͜ｃ̧̫̮̠̙̘ｒ̢̤̟̤̞̲ａ̰͓̪̼̯̣ｚ͕͔̖̣̦̻ｙ̡͍͉̰̪̲．̭͍̱̼̥̭
͓̜͍̭̭̳Ｉ̰̮̯̖̹̟ｆ̙̘̤̘̜̱ ̢̢͙̲̭̳ｙ̨̫̰̮̠̳ｏ̡̞͍̝͚̥ｕ̨͓̻̠̘ͅ ̡̨̩̣͚̥ｄ̩̼̖̺̮̖ｏ̼̠̣̘͍̗ ̜̻͖̩̩̪ｔ̨̫̜̯̰͕ｈ̭̱̙̱̦̲ｅ͔̙̞̣̣͜ ̣̤̳̼̟ͅｃ͎̻̥̖͈͔ｏ̟̖̪̰͕͕ｏ̳̜̰̩̞̹ｋ̗̻͓̙͎͜ｉ̻͖͉̖̬ͅｎ̧̩͔͙̱ͅｇ͕̣̟͓̫̱ ̙̥̤͙̟̪ｂ̧̦̞̘̲͔ｙ̫̼͕͇̩̺ ̡̡̖̣̱̗ｔ͉̪̻̟̺͚ｈ̢̤̦̠̮̘ｅ̯̹͇͍̲ͅ ̲͎͉̜͇̳ｂ̻͖̟̝͓͜ｏ̢̨̥̦͉ͅｏ͍̫͎͕͔ͅｋ̡̩̤̪̻͎．̩̻̯͈̤ͅ．̢̡͔̮̰̬．̢̲͓̫̼̹

Ｔ̡̧̘̤̠͇͚̥͙̞ｈ̡̣̠͓̺̗̥̤͉͓ｅ̨̹͇̪̘̣̼̼̗̩ｎ̺̠͕̭͕͈͔͈͓͙ ̨̺̣͍̘̫̩̳̞̜ｙ̡̬͇͈̲͈̖͎̙̞ｏ̪̜̻̩̠̰̟͈͙ͅｕ̨͚̪̣̜͍͓̩͓̟＇̙̘͕͓̩͇̠̰͕̗ｌ̢̢̹̞̲̭̬͓̟̖ｌ͚͉̹͔͎̙̝̳͜ͅ ̧̫̥̩̖̖̭̩̺ͅｈ̢͔̗͉̫͇͙̝͇͕ａ̡͕̞̯͇̥̝̫͖͈ｖ̨̜͙͖̫͓͔͓͎͉ｅ̨̮̰̰̜͙͇̟̟ͅ ̨͎͎͉̘̪̪̭̤̘ａ̭͍̦͖̭͖̮̹̠̪ ̤͔͓̹̝̦͓͓̦͙ｃ̙̱̼̭̦͙͍̜̟̳ａ̨̯̣̩͚̖̘̭͉͕ｋ̞̱͖͈͇͚̮̲̘͓ｅ̧̧̘͙͎̙̩̟͉ͅ．͉̠̻͕̹̰̩̙͙͉
͍̻̲̟̘͖͉͙̙͍Ｗ̢͚̥͍̤̹͎̣͖ͅｅ̘͔͈̘͉͍̫̭̠ͅ ͈̝͓͍̗͔͓̜͉ͅｇ͔̺̖̘̹̩͔͍̭̖ｏ̨̧̧̢̰͉̗̳̗͍ｔ̨̧̧̱̻͎̞̰̮̠ｔ̧̢͖͍͔͔̙͔̻̠ａ̡̡͎̰̤̱̘͓̪ͅ ̮̦̻͍͕͖̭̖̥͜ｈ̢̧̨̡͖̳͙̭̬͇ａ͇͉̪̫̮͍̥̪͙̠ｖ̧̡̡͓͕̘̤̯͇͙ｅ̬̱̟͓̬̩͎̗͓̺ ̧̱̺͙̣̖͔͙̖̤ｉ̖̼͖̖͇̺̟̰͎͍ｔ͍̰̱̠̘̙̠̣͚͜ ̧̱̬̭̱̲͓̰̤͜ｍ͕͚̮̯̙̰͇͓̟ͅａ̦̹̟̼͍̥̮̙͜ͅｄ̯͓̣͕͍̺̭̞̠͜ｅ̨̯̱̯̞̞͈͉͜ͅ．̣̖̻̯̟̹͖͕͙͔
̧̗̻̫̝͚̼̦͍͕Ｙ̺̝̯͚͔͎̬̜̗͜ｏ̠̗͇̲̟̣̼͚̗͈ｕ̨̩̗̜̠̲̺͎͕̘ ̢͉̻̮̻̺̳͔̳̘ｋ͚͚̹͇̳͖̙̞̖̥ｎ͚͍͔̞̱̰̟̝̪͜ｏ̢̝̙̹̤̝͈̳̞̞ｗ͓̰͚̭̼͓̗̦͈̼ ̨̗̜̞̱̘̩͚̩͜ｔ̧͎̹͔̟̻̣̻͓͜ｈ̡̧͍̘͍̹͙̼̙ͅａ̢̡̭̝̣͙͇̞̼̹ｔ̫͎͚͓͚̰͍͈̪͖ ̨̥͔̤͔͙̥͚͎̖ｉ̧͔͈͙̝͖̩̺͇̻ ̧̧̗̰͇͇͇̳͔͎ｌ̼̟̥̥͇̠̜̮͎͜ｏ̲͉͖̥̙̫͚̻͜͜ｖ͚̦̖̞͈̺̗͉̰̠ｅ̡̹̤̰̪̤̜̰͈̠ ̲̲͉̙̙̪̥͉͓ͅｃ̞̗͔͓͓̮̣̙̠ͅａ͕̝͇̗̖͕͉͈̘ͅｋ̨̬̫̲̤̣̠̣͖ͅｅ̮̩̲̰̦̯͖̜͙̞．̢̧̥͚̞͚͚̘͉͜
͔͍̺̟̳̣̰̳̙̞Ｆ̨͔͙̭̮̫̠̦̲ͅｉ̨͙̤̱͎̳̭͓͎͜ｎ̧̣͙̘̤̬̱͓̬͈ａ̡̧͇̩͈̬̖͕͈͎ｌ̢͇̖̱̗̫͈͈̘͙ｌ̢̡̤̫̙̜̜̯͕ͅｙ̻͖̳̙̺̺͍͉͖̟，̰̬̯̟̟̬̤̥̙ͅ ̢͍͇͚͈̠͕̘̪̻ｉ̟̥͍̗̲̻͚̲̯̦ｔ̧̡̯̯̟͙̻̖͉ͅ＇͚̦͎͚̬̲̺̱̰͔ｓ̢̡̧̲̞̤̯̩͔̹ ̭͇̯̰̟̰͖̲̪͜ｔ̫̫̜̯̱̰͍̲̥̰ｉ̗̣̲̝̣͖̦̹̲͜ｍ̧̤̱̖͎̩̻̤̻̤ｅ̡̞̯̻̩͉͔̟̝͜ ̱̥̦̩̜̜̣̟̤ͅｔ̧̨͇̼̺̝̣̹̭͕ｏ̧̢͈̜͎̹͎͍͉̲ ̢͖̫̞̼͖̭͙̺͜ｍ͇̹͇͇̞͚̩̘͙͖ａ̡͍͔̩͙͍̳̫͍͎ｋ͈̰̟͙͔̩̫͕̪͜ｅ̧̜̭͚̮̭̳̥̞ͅ ̡̢̮̥̝͖̹̺̲͚ａ̨̬̪̟̘̜̫͓͜ͅ ̢̮͕͓̝̻̙̦̟̯ｃ͍͚͔̯͉̯͔͚̲ͅａ̭̭̗̬͎̟̩̫͎͜ｋ̠̻̬̙͔̪̯̝͈̠ｅ̡̧̨̳̦̤̲̖̮̯．̬͍͖͓̰̹̩͍̰ͅ

Ｗｅ ｇｏｔｔａ ｈａｖｅ ｉｔ ｍａｄｅ．
Ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ ｔｈａｔ ｉ ｌｏｖｅ ｃａｋｅ．
Ｆｉｎａｌｌｙ， ｉｔ＇ｓ ｔｉｍｅ ｔｏ ｍａｋｅ ａ．．．ｙｏｕ ｇｏｔｔａ ｄｏ ｔｈｅ ｃｏｏｋｉｎｇ ｂｙ ｔｈｅ ｂｏｏｋ． Ｃａｋｅ！

[imsowhiteiglowinthedark]

sometimes I see art that makes me cry. This is one of those times.

[Captainspamo]

Holy shit, I just discovered this and it's my new favorite thing

[thenahcat]

Please make *every single meme song* into a floppy MIDI. You should dedicate your channel to only this, and I pretty much guarantee thousands of subscribers. You already have a headstart of 946 subscribers, and with thousands of views on two videos I reckon you can pull it off.

Your one step closer, subscribed :)

[ShawnBarbeeiDestroya]

I have a feeling that this is how GladOS sings.

[ivy]

this sounds like this would be in portal or something

[Khyrberos]

You're description-fu is amazing. Keep this up!

[busofselfdoubt]

By god this actually sounds good! I like it!

[alex-gmpf]

Wow, this is actually really catchy, good job!

[psychoplebalien]

These remind me of the song at the end of Portal, or Portal 2 I can't remember which one.

[monke]

I actually like the song when it's put like this, it kind of sounds like a portal song

[raviolimaker]

Do the floppy version of "You reposted in the wrong neighborhood"

[willymammoth]

Every time I hear this song, I always think of Lil Jon being in it. Since I still remember the original one with Lil Jon attached to it.

[luhkun]

Good stuff. I have a new Lazy Town ringtone <3

[baxter]

I love how this sounds like it was in the gb ducktales game :)

[Maxstar]

Y O U G O T T A D O T H E C O D I N G B Y T H E B O O K

[leonardobishop]

If only I had the amount of spare time like you do haha

[Shytzedaka]

you gotta do the cooking by the Sectors

[mofazazi]

I was half expecting Lil John to show up

[Robo_J_Simpson]

Was recreating this song on floppy a piece of cake? Or was it more difficult?

[Nova-nqop]

Please Make More This Is Fantastic, Its Like Gabe The Dog Memes But Better.