What’s the most badass line you’ve heard your players say?#dnd

What’s the most badass line you’ve heard your players say?

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[patnoneya]

Our DM had us fight the literal Grim Reaper. As he appears the DM tried to use a "spooky scary voice" while yelling "I. Am. Death!"
Our Cleric says, "oh." Then begins using sign language. (Which the player knew in real life) The DM paused for a minute before realizing what the cleric was doing. "I said DEATH you asshole!"

[PanzerYeena]

Villain: "This is all your fault, you know?"

Fighter/Rogue: "Well, your list of problems that are my fault is only gonna get longer."

[LukeCuddy]

The enemy "Killing me won't matter. I am but one of a thousand heads!"

PC "This is just the first of a thousand strikes."

[marman]

BBEG, at 1 HP, holding me by the throat: “Where is your faith now, mortal?”
Me, a paladin also with 1 HP: “About three feet above you.”
*SUMMON CELESTIAL*

[zaelheimricht]

"So you enter the room and see-"
*"I
_"...A pit."_
-Saor, the Palalol.

[holokom]

My Fighter negotiating with a Mafia Boss: "We can either do something for you, or do something to you. Up to you to decide."

[wolfskinchanger]

Villain, fleeing: "You've just made an enemy for life, do you hear me? For LIFE!"
Ranger, drawing her bow, speaking casually: "Well, that won't be long."
Nat 20; villain dies.

[DracoInduperator]

My Barbarian Monk was woken up from a rest by a Bandit attack and took the Bandit Leader and told him "You have disturbed my inner Zen. I shall restore it by putting you through that wall."

[Flatlyround]

Had a player that was a stage magician fighting an actual wizard. He beats the wizard with cunning and trickery and then finishes him off with the line “the best tricks are real.” Then shoots the evil wizard dead with a gun.

[demilung]

"I've ruined my life, you think I'll spare yours?" - fighter/rogue who was like an alcoholic detective

[insertuncreativepun]

My best was probably when my sorcerer, who explodes when dropped to 0hp, killed a recurring antagonist with said skill.

Antagonist, stabbing said sorcerer in the heart: "You're all Pawns in a game you can't even begin to comprehend."

Sorcerer, grabbing his sword arm and pulling him close as the blast goes off:

"Pawn takes King. Checkmate you bastard."

Cue the death burst taking out a suddenly terrified evil doer. Said sorcerer went on to fight another day thanks to some prompt healing. But yeah, that moment still lives in my head rent free.

[OrionTCG]

My paladin using a homebrew spell - "I'm not as forgiving as my God. So I will send you to him to beg for it. This will be your DIVINE DEPARTURE!"

[Ohzostone]

BBEG "you think yourself worthy enough to know my name as if you have bested me?!"

Monk: "no, I won't need to be better than you to leave you in an unmarked grave."

[Regonix]

My favorite was when an NPC was refusing to share important information and a PC said: "There is a saying that there are more than one way to skin a cat, and the same wisdom applies to people as well. I, personally, have found 22 ways to skin a human, which is a bit unfortunate as my favorite number is 23. So, if you continue to be difficult and continue to stand in our way, then it will make me very happy..."
(said all this while sharpening a knife)

[spartanhawk]

Less the line itself, more how it was delivered.

"Step away from the cleric." Said by the party's barbarian after tackling a fourteen foot tall ogre through a solid stone wall, killing said ogre. These kinds of entrances made it a joke in the group that the barbarian was the party's Hulk or Broly.

[samzilla]

I think mine is probably still this. We're in a Yuan-Ti temple to rescue a dwarf. I missed a month due to an illness, before the game session starts the DM hands me a note that one of my bard's past lovers was in the temple. We're preparing to rescue the dwarf who is about to be sacrificed and the DM sends me another note to tell me the priestess is the past lover. The party is ready to fight and my bard just walks into the room and says "Hi Honey, I'm home."

[sparticus]

"Next one is coming faster" line is from Justified, such a badass line

[thatoneflowergirl]

“I don’t care what happens if we lose. We know what will happen if we lose. What happens if we win?”

[TheNerfer]

"Oh, don't bother praying to your god. They're next."

[albinoreaper]

My character was on the ropes by a side villain, and we were both at low HP. He pins me to the wall by my neck and asks me, “I have ended many bloodlines before, but none as pathetic as yours. What do you think of this?”

As I roll a nat 20 with disadvantage on impaling him with my shotgun-glaive, I say to him “Killing broods of flies doesn’t count, ” before I shot him into the far wall.

As he’s teleporting away and doing the whole “I will return, and I will have my vengeance!” sctick, I look him dead in the eyes and say, “If you run, you’ll only die tired.”