Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again

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“Shinobi, I didn’t see you at the parade yesterday.” “Thank you, Sensei.”

gingergrant
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The ninja captured on film was later executed for failing

noahx
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What no one realises is the ninjas are part of the crowd, just blending in and appearing to be bland ordinary tourists.

casbot
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I love that the bulk of the clip is just a shot of an empty road

largeproblem
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Honestly as a Californian this could totally happen in California and people would 100% show up for it

anthony.
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Am i the only one thinking this would be fun, like you sign up to be a volunteer ninja and if you get selected you show up and just sneak candy into people's bags and stuff. Like a reverse easter egg hunt for adults, but if someone figures out you're a ninja you have to "bribe" them to keep quiet.

Bucky
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"A record crowd ... came out to not see the ninjas" 😂😂😂

HVACfuel
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the kids love trying to spot them and then not being able to

gigaprofisi
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“delivered straight into the heart of the City Clerk”

wvt
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I like the candy in the pocket such a nice touch to a funny concept 😂

Radjhitoocool
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Oh, I miss when satirical news was silly and not just indistinguishable from regular headlines

Thanks, Onion, for bringing some silly back!!!

Lugh
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The funniest part to me as a Californian, is that Modesto County doesn't exist. Modesto is the seat of Stanislaus County

davidfontes
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There's been a Ninja Parade in Hasselt, Belgium for the past 83 years. Only one ninja has ever been spotted - but it turned out to be just a local wearing a ninja costume.

PlaiceHeld
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This is the first “news release” that introduced me to The Onion News probably 20 years ago. What a classic 😂

e.b.squared
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I imagine the ninjas are just all the sightseers for the parade. Mind you, none of the ninjas are aware the other sightseers are ninjas. They are collectively fooling each other.

LordDoom
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Ya know I seem to miss that parade every year. I don’t know what gives.

scallywag
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My buddy lives in modesto, we love going out to not see the ninjas

milkshakeman
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Ninjas are meant to blend in. So not seeing them or recognizing them, is a good thing. Mixed in with the crowd, and if you suddenly find candy in your pockets, that's the ninja telling you, "If you were enemy you would be dead. You not enemy, so have candy instead."

deathsheir
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“according to an arrow scroll delivered straight into the heart of a city clerk” haha
this is the type of offhand tropes & shibboleths that really elevate the Onion

severalwolves
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Nah. In Modesto, they got car jacking ninjas where your car disappears from the driveway in the middle of the night.

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