Guess the video game from the weird Steam review!

Come play this game, it's fully-immersive with no pay-to-win. Anyone who preordered gets TWO free skins for their character.

Bug fixes coming in next patch.

[TheTrollik]

The funniest one I've ever seen on steam was about Rust. It went something like: "This is african child simulator. I found an AK before I found food".

[ninawth]

"Like the developers, I didn't finish the game." Not a bad review. Straight to the point.

[ladida]

I once saw this line for a sale on Danganronpa games on Steam:
*"you can't save your friends, but you CAN save 50% off!"*

[theoneandonlybeeeee]

My favorite steam review so far is for The Sims 4:
“Got to watch a skeleton in a maid outfit beat up my ghost roommate’s ghost ex girlfriend.”
It was a positive review.

[hecc]

So he "accidentally" stumbled onto Lover's Lab, "accidentally" installed sex mods, "accidentally" installed the script extender, "accidentally" activated the mod, "accidentally" installed and modified with SkyUI, and "accidentally" kept playing

I believe him

[brandon]

My favorite has to go to an XCOM 2 review that was “not recommended” and said “this review has a 95% chance of being positive”

[Banan_Man_]

"the balls on your horse shrink in the winter"


yea i immediately knew that one

[VivianaSilverback]

I instantly recognized RDR2. How can anyone not recognize the mighty horse balls

[blackmage]

The top review of "Getting Over it with: Bennet Foddy" is "I got over it" my favorite

[sanddebil]

I remeber a review that said
"The price is too much for this game"
Thing is there was a sign that this game was gifted to them

[kritz]

"Like the developers, I didn't finish the game"
Do you know how little that narrows it down?

[koolkiller]

Him actually saying “air pressure sound” out loud every time instead of just putting in an audio clip of it was hilarious

[pshagrid]

Ark reviews be like: “ *6000 hours in the game* this game is fucking shit and doesn’t work I hate it.”

[FBI-sreg]

As soon as he said “too many sex mods” I immediately said “skyrim”

[karistyn]

My personal favorite: "Mario the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean. You have to plumb stuff. i don't really know what happens after that. I got scared" by tyler, 0.6 hours played. It's a BioShock review

[aidencook]

1:20 oh i recognized the game the instant i saw the word “bat”

They really do knock you into lava waaaay too often

[Owbe]

I don’t know what Todd did but the phrase “I accidentally installed a bunch if sex mods” immediately made me think of Skyrim. I’ve never even played it before

[toasterzyx]

"The balls on your horse shrink during winter."

So this guy kept checking his horse's balls. Every season perhaps.

[johnsimpsen]

Terraria is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard, looks like somebody didn’t beat skeletron

[Isometrix]

I always love the little short reviews that are pretty neutral from someone with like 10, 000 hours in a game. It gets me every time.