Swordsmachine is lost.

Swordsmachine is lost.
Please help him.

Sleepy Joe...

[wigglyjimbo]

leave him alone he's trying his best

[placeholder_]

he no longer wants to be in this simulation.

[necron]

Funny how they fixed Swordsmachine getting stuck on stairs but now it constantly gets stuck on jump pads

[rodent]

The S in Swordsmachine stands for suffering

[godslayer]

swordsmachine would make great friends until they message you "Thank you for everything" at 2 am

[spy-the-cuddlefish]

if he breaks the score board then there is no reason to play cybergrind... hes onto something

[ZoraEpsilon]

i love that they consistently get stuck on literally everything, even after fixing him, my boy is STILL a single-celled organism

[conkix]

that lego swordsmachine is sick though

[DS_MOD]

i would have reset the run to keep that guy alive ngl

[Scryptings]

"What is the meaning of this..? wave 29? 1 enemies left..?" -Swordsmachine

[memixgreex]

AY THIS MAN JUST WENT “what’s the point in doing anything anymore…”

[RimInTheInternet]

I swear like swordmachines got the worst AI in the game 💀

[TyrranicalBanana]

He’s become self aware of the fact that he is in a small box programmed by a script.

[someguyyouknew]

Swordsmachine's hoarding ability has earned him a virus, giving him a short term memory loss

[VenimurTheGoober]

He's shooting at the number 1, that's how much friends he has, and that friend is himself.

[TheZabPlush]

“I don’t wish to kill anymore… I just wish to be happy.”

[ZackagonXM]

He realized that collecting blood doesn’t do anything for him.

[meatgrinderisinfinite]

he's trying to shoot the sun, but he forgot that there *is* no sun

[hollowknight]

He is trying his best to kill that god damn wave counter he wants to escape the eternal suffering






Or he has dementia idk

[Bombpoopstic]

Junos was mad, he knew he’d been had so he shot at the sun with a gun.