florida should become the 50th state #americanhighshorts #lol #transfer #firstdayofschool #florida

[JustTwoSpaces]

"Florida Man, the guy from Florida who commits all the crimes" lmao, had me on the floor

[mireyaprosapio]

"You should be allowed to vote" 🤣🤣🤣

[lomltaylorsversion]

as a floridian, i approve this message

[KamilleBidanApologist]

The delivery of “But they are green and…full of bugs” 😂😂😂

[CHRSTPHER_]

As a Floridian, American seems very welcoming. I should check it out sometime.

[No.TurtleAnthem]

The implication that Florida is not a part of the us gives me more reason to believe that Floridians are their own species

[Gigi_]

As a full fledged Floridian, yes we do carry bow and arrows with us everywhere. When we’re born we get thrown into one Disney theme park and have to scavenge our way to the Everglades, where we then learn to be Florida men. Thank you for this very accurate representation of our kind.❤

[NthnLikeCodeine]

As someone who lived in Florida most their life, moving to see basements were a thing was actually a wild realization to me

[Sabrinacarpenterfan]

“You should be allowed to vot-😭😂Caught me off guard!😂😂

[RazzleDazzleMidnight]

As an American it makes me happy to see the youth so welcoming to this exchange student. Hopefully this experience enriches all of their lives.

[rr]

I have been to Florida and their culture is very interesting. Once a boy becomes 13 he has to wrestle an alligator and live in the Everglades for 4 weeks, then he becomes a man.

[lexikendall]

"This is a bAsEmEnT we are UnDeRgRoUnD" 💀😂

[porterroy]

Hyde speaking sign language to tommy had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[uh.jahkayla]

As a Floridian who lives in south Florida, some older houses do have basements… my Aunt has a basement in her home. It’s very spacious and it has only flooded two times since the 30 years she’s been living there! 😊❤

[emilyyyyyyyyyyyyys]

As a Floridian, this is 100% accurate and Florida man is my best friend actually. Basements are so magical also

[Ash-xtej]

It’s so kind that they tried to communicate with and teach him.

[Gremlin_rh]

As someone who has been to Florida frequently, I have met the Florida man.

He lives in the ocean, using dolphins to get around. In the night, he sneaks on shore and does absurd crimes.
But other than that, he’s pretty chill.

[MisterRando]

As a Floridian I agree and thx for the basement tip I understand now

[memi]

This group just kills me. The best posts, comedy and acting ❤

[Snake-fuwg]

As a born citizen of Florida this is very true and i am happy to hear one Floridian has the chance to vote