Limited Menu #shorts

So wait... you're out of everything?

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[GLITTER_GUTS]

How can you be out of garlic when Greg the garlic farmer is sitting RIGHT THERE?!

[AjinEditing]

"Can I just have some alcoholic air? "
"Sure!"
*Fucking gasses him*

[tzatziki]

And then he brings a whole plate of ribs to the table next to you

[unknownbytes]

Can we appreciate these guys acting skills? Especially ben as the waiter is absolutely amazing. Y’all need to be on the oscars

[andjelkovich]

"Okay then can we get some air?"
"Well unfortunately...

[GravitasZero]

Never feel bad for getting up, saying "thank you for your time, have a nice day" and just leaving.
Just because you entered a shop, a store, a restaurant, a barber, etc..., doesn't mean you have to spend your money there

[nvrproche]

“Bad news, we’re out of air as well. May I interest you in our lovely utensils?”

[brizzle]

"And you're total will be $267 please"
"But.. we only had water"
"Oh, trust me.. I know😀"

[crated_]

This legit just happened to me yesterday, every item I tried ordering was out of stock. It was actually kind of hilarious.

[Saint_nobody]

One of this restaurant's main suppliers must be Monty Python's Cheese Shop.

[pgplaysvidya]

he'll still charge you 150$ for that hot water. and don't forget the 50/100/500 dollar tipping options

[markeye]

“Can we please get a different waiter?”

“I’m sorry sir, we’re all out of waiters”

“I’m sorry, you’re wh-“

*waiter implodes*

[Bapperybapple]

"Can I have an atom?"
"Sorry we actual-"
*Gives him the bombastic side eye*

[christophermasterson]

Remember, in emergency situations like this, your restaurant staff is, in fact, completely edible.

Let me recommend an appetizer of Manager Maranadè or perhaps the Chef Salad (made from, not by, our five star chef), followed up with an entree of Server Souffle, and ending with a delightful dessert of Janetor Jell-O or Custodian Custard.

[zasta]

This is a good parody. Most restuarants have a massive menu with multiple pages in it. Not everytime, but some times, it takes us 2 to 3 requests to hear back that "those dishes aren't available today/tonight."
":)"
👊

[tohrurikku]

I bet the cooks never showed up, and the fridge is broken.

[BadlyDrawnJack]

Full version:
"So I have some bad news... Could we interest you in some air?"

[do]

Ben is so perfect for this role. If Britt and Ben don't have the VLDL tattoo I would be surprised.

[VAYPOHR]

Last line got me. VLDL is pretty funny.

[Stand_with_Israel]

I went to a steak house at a casino and the waiter comes up and tells us that they are out of the steak, all other kinds of beef as well, out of the pork, out of lamb, and out of something else as well. All they had was fish. I mean it was an hour before they closed on a Saturday but still. A steakhouse should never run out of steak