Never gonna Mike you Mike

We're not strangers to Mike

[MrTom]

I have to assume that Tom found this coat first and then looked for any excuse to do a Rick Astley parody

[thetherrannative]

We love a boy who somehow swings both ways and neither way simultaneously

[LaCidiana]

Mike's probably just passing out as a clever ruse to escape explaining that he's not a cop.

[badvamp]

Any Tom Cardy comment section:
40% people speculating as to what happened to Tom irl to inspire such a banger about such a bizarre topic
40% feel called out very specifically (and accurately)
20% questioning one’s sexual orientation/ pure Cardy thirst

[zigzaghyena]

I love Tom's running gag of setting up an obvious rhyme and then abruptly NOT following through. "Crying while he's eating" would have fit perfectly with "pretending he is sleeping", but nope, he's pretending he's dead. It's brilliant.

[meow-pxkk]

Mike is better bisexual representation than most media offer

[Temporalitea]

I think Mike has just been using his smarts and beefiness to conceal that's he's an opossum. I, too, play dead when someone approaches me for conversation.

[irishtom]

I literally knew a Mike just like this. He was quite ripped, very smart, and awkward as hell. People called him Clark Kent based on his looks, and "that weird cute guy". Was hit on by men and women with only awkwardness ensuing. Apparently he moved to Australia and became friends with you lol

[haileybrennan]

Rick roll someone with this instead of a normal rickroll and see if they notice the difference.

[crager]

I know you didn't make this specifically about my friend Mike, but I want to thank you for specifically making this about my friend Mike. It's 100% accurate and it is now the official theme song of my friends group.

[smugshrug]

I passed out listening to this in honor of Mike

[braedzero]

Mike is the representation the Bi community needs. Thank you Mike

[arivertoeveryone]

as a michael, i feel deeply offended by how relatable this song feels

[bleaf_]

Thank you for the "bisexuals with no game" representation I needed.

[mobeed]

mike: what's your favourite film?

date: human centipede

mike: **proceeds to pass out**

[melted]

Pretty sure Mike is just several opossums stacked on top of each other in a human suit.

[dowfreak]

This kinda feels like Tom just had a weird talk at work and then found a trench coat and those two ideas had violent intercourse.

[flower-yliw]

this isn't the representation we wanted but what we needed

[_snowylil]

Mike's ace/aro but keeps accepting the dates so he can get free drinks

[Liezeh]

I will now proceed to go cry myself to sleep after feeling like I was personally called out by this short.