[YTP] How to customer sus

Predictable

[kenkarsonn]

"She might be an idiot; and idiots build our business."

How true this is...

[SerialK]

"Your customer will see your balls, the customer will feel em', and will appreciate it." 

[Chronochrome]

"the customer's favorite Impressionist artist is Monet"

holy fucking shit

[Wavemaninawe]

"Maintain your taint and smile."

"Be incinsere and smile to the customers, even if you want to smite them as soon as they step up to the register."


Certainly wise words to live by in a service profession.

[marswalker]

The speaker is the most honest customer service trainer that I've ever seen. In customer service, we always feel like smiting the customers for being idiots, but idiots build business.

[Jojje]

"the customer's favorite impressionist artist is Monet"
while sentence mixing is in itself difficult, it's probably even harder to figure out something intelligible and clever to mix together. you have both down pretty damn well.

[dorarobertson]

"Maintain your taint and smile" is the best advice a boss ever gave me.

[pancakebob]

"even though we want to smite our customers as soon as they approach the serving window, it's not always appropriate"
the most honest description of food service ever

[DarthElk]

This is the first time I've ever seen a YouTube Poop referring to impressionist artists. Well done.

[WhatTheHeisTHAT]

"Know your joj,
Play some Slayer,
and
Be a c¥^t"

[BoxOwatta]

I always want to smite my customers as soon as they approach the serving counter.

[FounderOfPartyism]

1:44, “Welcome to Dicko’s, home of the dildos, haah?” The quote of all coceaters and burger enthusiasts. You can haz cheeseburger.

[richardgadberry]

"Your customers will see your balls. The customer will feel 'em and will appreciate it."

[bjnartowt]

2:00 - "And idiots build our business!"

[productionflms]

"Remember, you're making a fucking fool of yourself."
Sums up most jobs.

[FlameAdder]

Classin up the joint with that Monet namedrop

[maddiek]

I hate the feeling when I want to smite my customers as soon as they approach the serving counter as well.

[pigpuke]

Why is YT only recommending the whole YTP genre to me now? This stuff is brilliant.

[erichwashausen]

From my experience working fast food, 1:31 is too accurate

[orangeTadpole]

Great, Im taking an "Art of our time" class, and now every time I hear about Monet or Impressionism, I'm going to think of this and laugh.