The BEST Minecraft Baby Names

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[_Kabir_]

“I was so close to busting there”
PAUSE 💀

[NightmareTkeThem]

Fun fact: Slimecicle said that if he ever had kids he was gonna name his first child suspicious stew

[piplupliu]

‘Aww your baby is so cute. What’s his name?’

‘Slightly damaged anvil’

[Frost-biter]

"Wheres my little raw iron ore😊?"

[DenarWasTaken]

"cute baby, whats their name?"
"chiseled nether quartz stairs"

[LolLol-yqmv]

“such a cute baby, what is its name?”
“curse of vanishing”
dad: “nuh uh i am 😶‍🌫️✌️”

[maxenloteyro]

“Aww your baby is so cute, what’s his name?”
*”Repeating Command Block”*

[Swenn]

The weighted stone pressure plate got me man, what a cute name, when I get a child I know it’s name now 💀

[ZeroPercent]

"aww hes so cutee whats his name??"

*"bucket of pufferfish"*

[Aecr]

“Suspicious Stew” 💀💀💀

Edit: damn 1.2k! Nice

[venkateswarluatchuta]

"Your baby is cute, What's his name?"
"Waxed slightly weathered cut copper stairs"

[cwandtheblueenderman]

"Awww, who's my little Sniffer?"

[Searreality]

Bro, what about lightly weathered waxed cut copper stairs?

[luangil]

Clay’s definitely gonna be a speedrunner i just know it

[Glacta]

"aww, you have such cute kids, what are they named?"
"bane of arthropods, waxed weathered cut copper stairs, dark oak slab, and tall grass"

[MyNameIsKRISSY]

“I will be taking attendance.”
“Lingering Potion of Regeneration 8:00?”

[El_Abyss]

"Your honor he's innocent"

"Your client said and quoting "I was so close to busting there" while looking at baby pictures"

[WyattG]

“Hey, you’re cute, what’s your name?” *sighs* Light gray stained glass plane

[DoveAndGrenadeAD]

The fact that Weighted Stone Pressure Plates don’t exist made it even funnier

[Zr-rfor]

"Aww he's so cute! What's his name"

Waxed oxidized cut copper stairs.