Everything Wrong With F9: The Fast Saga In 27 Minutes Or Less

F9. This freaking movie. Jesus.

Next week: Super sins and Santa sins.

Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?

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[ShortHax]

The sin counter may be strong enough to hold all the billions of sins, but it isn’t stronger than family

[RedEyesTops]

It all makes sense now....nobody's ever seen Toretto's brother before because it's John Cena!

[ToadTWE]

Fun fact: the "F" stands for Family, and the "9" is for how many times Dom mentions it every minute

[dfern]

I’m convinced that Dom been in a coma since hitting that truck in the first movie and has been dreaming everything since lol in which case this makes perfect sense

[Chas-OTE]

When I saw this, I almost passed out laughing when they "Tarzan'd" that car across the ravine. I was laughing on and off for 5 minutes after that scene happened.

[midgardsmetal]

"Careful is when you get hurt" is a bold claim for a lady whose traumatic brain injury made her lose all her memories

[smoothcriminal]

I laughed the entire movie at just how ridiculous the stunts were🤣. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder watching any movie.

[danielwilliams]

The sin counter just shutting down and giving those warning sirens gets me everytime. Smiling so my face hurts good

[munkeet]

We broke Cinemasins to the point where they removed a sin for a Fast and Furious movie.

[DoomRulz]

I haven't seen the movie and I was still looking forward more to this anyway.

[kevinnorris]

My favorite sin is the fact that the British girl in the movie claimed to not know how to drive, and to have never driven a vehicle before. She then gets into a semi truck with a manual transmission and magically knows how to use the clutch and manages to get the truck moving in 1st gear without stalling the truck even once.

[sciuresci]

You're out of your mind if you think Gisele is dead. The only thing we saw was her falling from a car. Now that Han is back they'll include her in the next movie.

[oomleuk]

The pause after the "John Cena is pretty good at comedy" comment then directly on to the next joke is pure genius 😂

[JuICyBLiinGeR]

I feel like acknowledging this film being real even via cinemasins, is a terrible idea for the world.

[creeperlightning]

The fact this is 29 minutes long makes it even better

[Sam-vpyi]

Hahahah I actually can’t believe this film man! It’s definitely a comedy 😂 There is no way they wrote this story without bursting into laughter every time they finished a scene

[marsrocket]

How did the actors manage to keep a straight face through all that dialog? That’s an Oscar-worthy performance there.

[jeremyblackmouth]

I was on the fence about watching this movie but after seeing "Cars In Space!" and said car was one step shy of being a DeLorean, the final scene should have had Dom walking up to a Semi Trailer and him saying, "You were right, Optimus." That would have completed this movie.

[motherplayer]

The real question in this franchise at this point isn't "How did they survive this?" but rather "Even if they managed to get hit by the mine or fall into the ocean or get a bullet into their heart, would it matter?" I don't know why these movies are trying to pretend they are at any risk of real danger anymore, so might as well make them terminators to explain it all.

[ZeroNeedsCoffee]

The fact this movie was created is a sin. The fast series should have ended at 7