“Tarot Readers” on TikTok

[conversations_with_kara]

"never be relaxed" can't believe i've been doing it right this whole time

[iineedSleep]

the vauge yet very oddly specific 'cards' have me on the floor
"spicies, porpio"
"i am the messenger dont shoot the messenger im just delivering i will not sugarcoat anything i am just hear to deliver"

[seabird]

How tf does she keep a straight face doing these 🤣🤣 she is 1000% committed to her character at all times, even when saying "Spicies, and Porpio" 😭🤣

[trinaq]

"They were once in your life, they're no longer in your life, they're coming back into your life with financial gain!" Haha, this is scarily accurate, the spirits have blessed this reading!

[GabrielaDeLaVega]

The way she just mentioned a bunch of signs had me rolling.

[tonimartinez]

I had a friend who was constantly making excuses for their partner's hot and cold behavior and one day they were like 'I saw this on tiktok' and then said they saw 3 consecutive tarot readings all talking about 'third party situations - the other people are karmic and you're their divine counterpart' and i didn't have the heart to tell them that that's the single most common 'message' tiktok tarot readers give because it gives false hope to people who don't have the self respect to leave unhealthy relationships .... yikes

[laurenl]

“Spicies, Porpio” 💀 I would’ve actually loved if she continued listing signs and progressively slurred them all together into one mega sign; or just words that are barely resembling the original names.

[Apurwasp]

I love how she deflects the responsibility of her advice by saying she is just the messenger.

[crystalocelot]

My favorite part is that the voice TONE is spot on. She really never fails with the voice acting.

[CarolMobley]

Very accurate reading! Thank you mamma. Spirits are spot on

[Poutnicek]

As a spicies porpio moon and birgo dairies corn-on-a-cob sun, I can confirm that this reading was completely accurate. Thank you, Mystic Michelle.

[wot]

The ring light in the eyes is the cherry on top

[LaughBoys]

Thank you Mystic Michelle. Buying flowers now and making sure to always neurotically watch my back

[johnhaxby]

"you have a family member with a dog who is taking you to lunch", this actually hits very close to home. she's legit.

[shavedparmesanprosciuttoan]

I firmly believe, that Caitlin decides these characters/videos on a whim based on her hairstyle and accessories. “My hair looks like a wasp mom today.” “My earrings look like a TikTok live tarot reader.”

[seanferguson]

Every time you think Caitlin has gotten too comfortable with satirizing a specific type of person overt again, she comes up with a video that feels totally fresh. One of my favorite comedians. Every video is worth watching.

[nvexe]

I thought she was just pretending to chew gum but she actually really has perfected the talent of hiding it while talking... You can only barely see it once or twice.

[kgw]

The all repeating comment, “take what resonates & leave what does not”. 😂 pretty much covers the gamut right? Too funny. Also the multiple signs so true!

[totalweirdo]

'They were once in your life, they're no longer in your life, they're coming back into your life with financial gain.' So that's what the random girl from my highschool who DM'd me about an MLM scheme was about! Thanks Mystic Michelle, your readings are always so accurate!

[Kirsten_is_cursed]

“Watch your back at all all times, never be relaxed” 😂