Making Up New Corporate Expressions (Part 19)

[tscimb]

That first one sounds like you'd get a meeting with HR for saying it. 🤣

[yaoiboi]

these are perfect!!! they sound like pre existing expressions

[RootinTootinCrab]

Knocking while opening is actually a useful expression

[aboodz]

Ok this series is brilliant and I WILL start using these expressions 😂

[MultiSaintsfan]

Im unironically gonna use the door knocking one

[grantflippin]

Tangentially related, farm communities often held competitions where teenage boys would compete at farm chores and the winner would get to kiss a girl of his choice on the cheek. Butter churning and corn shucking where the two most common competitions.

[fish-on-the-internet]

MAN i wish i had a guy to just
stare at me and tell me what expressions meant
thatd be cool

[grizzlywizzly]

No no, the magic is not in Denver 😂
Stay where you are!

[KamiKomplex]

Oh god ... Is the teenage boy also a wizard at polishing doorknobs?

[cholulahotsauce]

That shirt is really well fitted, where'd you get it?

[agnieszkazurawicz]

I've definitely heard the knocking while opening the door expression before, but I have no idea where lmao.

[FoxGameCZ]

Because they are passionate about crafts and home made products

[Quinkerbell_]

This sounds like the worst place to work, ever.

[footboolbitt]

You get an advantage in sports from training at high altitude but playing at low altitude. So you wouldn't be kicking in Denver, you'd be training in Denver and kicking in like, Portland or Miami or something.

[Nol.]

My mom would always knock while opening the door. It’s crazy because
1. I didn’t like to wear shirts in my room. Idgaf if you “changed my diapers” and “we’re all girls, ” it’s still creepy and a violation of my privacy! (Also turns out I’m not a girl anyways ¯\_(o o)_/¯)
2. I was a teenager with plenty of time on my hands and unrestricted internet access. She’d even sometimes jokingly say, “what, are you watching porn?” YES. YES I WAS. Ig she didn’t think I would be because I was only 13 and afab, but it’s like, what??? That’s a weird question to ask, whether or not it’s true?!?! It’s was super uncomfortable especially because there were a LOT of times where she almost caught me. I learned to recognize her footsteps really early on and usually only did it at night. Heck, there was a few months in 8th or 9th grade where I was at it several times a day, sometimes even for as much as four hours 😅 like I definitely had an addiction, I still don’t know how I was never caught. Although, to be fair, not like she was the most attentive parent. I was the most obvious about my SHing I could’ve been and she still didn’t know until the school counselor told her.