Bim Bim Bim

This is the stupidest song I've ever written. It's called 'Bim Bim Bim'.

(There used to be a different version of this on YouTube, but it was rubbish, so I've uploaded this one instead.)

[BimsJourney]

Hahah My name is Bim!!! From Thailand. 😆

[Zarmdthecoolest]

Lyrics (alternate universe edition):

My daughter
Her eyes shone like stars
In the night sky

She'd been
Very, very sick
For a long time

I watched
The heart rate monitor
As it flat lined

She asked
Me to come closer
And told me she was fine

Bim bim, bim bi bim
Bim bim, bim bi bim
Bim bim, bim bi bim

I wish
That once again
I could look into her her eyes

[tallatech]

Never did I think a 1 minute video titled "Bim bim bim" could make me laugh.

[klawdyo]

"I only listen to real music"

[Taka_Does_Stuff]

This is like legitimately a great example of boiling comedy down to its basics
Establish a pattern (Extra points for being a little silly)
Break the pattern (Bom)
Completely defy expectation (One of my nipples is bigger than the other 2)
Act like nothing happened (Bim)
Close it (The end)

I'm not saying all jokes work like that, but if you were forced to create a joke from the ground up right now, this is a great way to build one and this song just represents it so purely. Wonderful!

[mindmaster_osu]

Once in a blue moon, jay uploads.


bim bim bim bim bim bim bim bim

[lbc]

This is actually a song about James May.

[Buttonsshallbepushed]

THIS HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH HELP

[redlich]

I sang an "Portuguese version" to my son and he loved it! He asks me to repeat a lot of times

[niklaspilot]

Hey Bim! Guess what? Shijo-Ohashi is a bridge representative of Kyoto that crosses the Kamo River over Shijo Street. It is also called Gion Bashi.

[iamlarsen]

Bim bim bim bim bim
Bim bim bim bim bim
Bim bim bim bim bim

Second verse same as the first

Bim bim bim bim bim
Bim bim bim bim bim
Bim bim bim bim bim

Third verse same as the first and the second

Bim bim bim bim bim
Bim bim bim bim bim
Bim bim bim bim bim

Fourth verse similar to the first, second and third

Bim bim bim bim bim bom
Bim bim bim bim bim bom
Bim bim bim bim bim bom

Fifth verse completely different from the first, second, third and fourth

And then
I held her in my arms
For the last time

Sixth verse same as the first, second and third

Bim bim bim bim bim
Bim bim bim bim bim
Bim bim bim bim bim
Bim bim the end

[Consume]

This is the exact kind of quality content I was looking for

[spaventaposteri]

I LOVE THE PART IN 5/4, IT IS PURE ART

[SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

If I had that song constantly playing in my head and you had half of your brain removed we'd both be crazy!

[hongkongball]

... not during war, not during previous repairs. So, we're gonna let you listen to the entirety of this last midday chime for some time.

Bim Bim Bim Bim Bim

[LEFTBASS]

I think my favorite part is the complete lack of explanation where you go into the video and it just starts off with him singing bim.

[ihathtelekinesis]

Bim, guess what? Shijo-Ohashi is a bridge representative of Kyoto that crosses the Kamo River over Shiju Street. It is also called Gion Bashi.

[alansmithee]

Hey, Bim! Shijo-Ohashi bridge is a bridge representative of Kyoto that crosses the Kamo river over Shijo street. It is also called Gion Bashi.

[jindylikessoup]

The dislikes are James May's enemies

[kmccain]

That one guy sounded like Peter Griffin laughing.