me thinking my bf will give me cute nickname😅 #shorts

[leshooty]

If I somehow end up in a relationship then I want to be called something like chicken nugget

[Pavllvs_I_Amadevs_Milani]

I call my dear, "deer" she thinks im calling her "dear" but im actually calling her "deer" because she once walked into on-coming traffic when crossing the road. 😅

[jazzyj]

My girlfriend calls me "beyb". It's short for beyblade... because I'm always letting it rip.

[livebaitadventures]

My friend has his lady as “Hole” in his phone.

They’ve been married for 5 years

[meadowpavlovic]

My fiancé calls me the weirdest shit in existence, and every time it’s so out of pocket I just stare at him as he tries not to laugh 😂❤

[LT_Taco]

"Dont worry you'll always be my lemon cardboard"

[parakeettherainwing]

I thought it was bad that my friends call me bob ross, but you have reached peak 'stupid but funny and sweet nickname'

[johnpaulcross]

Ay that’s how you know he loves you tho, anyone can be baby but you’re his one and only poopbutt

[Tired_But_Still_Funny]

Mine calls me pendeja which is dumb in Spanish. At least he's learning my language 😂❤

[nickmurray]

That’s ok, my wife calls me tater tot 😂😂

[jleelove]

Haha my name is Jamie, and when I was little my older brother would call me James. My husband finds that hilarious and calls me Jim, or jimmy. Never my actual name 🤣

[aliyahabader]

I got “sugar knees” like babe what???😭😂

[Ay_you_me]

Actually even if my bf calls me my normal name I would be fine, bcz my name is hard to pronounce and when people laugh at it when it's mispronounced I feel like suiciding, but if the guy I love at least just calls my name. I would be happy:)

[machone]

That sounds like true love. Nothing sounds better than a loud "Hey Poop Butt!!!! I found your favorite laxative!!" at Target.

[ilmaahehe]

Not my bf but my guy bestie be like "yes, sunshine" "leo" "liu" "lui" that's soo cute 😭💗

[JPL]

He's being original, which means you're special 🤣

[lizpimentel]

I get "ma'am" or "doobie" 🤣

[ajfoxx]

that's not even bad, my boyfriend calls me bird food 💀

[dwita]

frrr my name in my bfs phone is 'stinky poop head' 😭

[daftpunker]

Wtf is my humor, I legit thought she was gonna say "poop meister" and it turned out to be half true. 😭😭