Couples during quarantine

Another month of this might be tough.

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[whatsonhermind]

"I can go put on more makeup now, but CAN YOU TAKE OFF THE POUNDS NOW...?"

The hahahaha

[connergates]

“Excuse us God, really quick.” -Me every time I want to hurt someone.

[ains]

It’s hard to remember there’s only one of him

[tech_gamer]

“Well it’ll be your first kill because you suck at this game”
Everyone gangsta till the girlfriend comes in town

[OfficialDaphneNoir]

"Breathing?"
"...it's just the way you're doing it is annoying me"

Story of my life.

[countingstrides]

"I can put on more make-up now, can you take the pounds off now?" Savage.

[VIPShirlee]

divorce lawyers be cashing in once the quarantine is over

[treykennedy]

Love is in the air... that you're breathing WEIRD

[menm_]

"I didn't want Carly's sloppy seconds, but here we are..." daayumm son!! 🤣🤣

[abbypierce]

HOW DOES HE EMBODY WOMEN’S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS SO ACCURATELY 😂😭

[mirrrstery]

“Would be your first kill - you suck at this game!” LMAO

[jamestiedge]

"You should call Sarah."
"I'll call her right now."
"Alright boys. I've got two hours. Let's roll."
I relate to this on so many levels lmfao

[jettlove]

“That whole family died but- they had a dog what is he gonna do?”

[wajikaytv]

Me: “Let’s watch something light-hearted during these serious times.”
My wife: “Sure how about watch this murder documentary?”

[gulnaazafzal]

"You must FaceTime Sarah tomorrow."
"You know what, lemme call her right now."
*Putting on the headset* "Okay boys, we've two hours." Absolutely accurate!

[AMinnie]

The look on his face after, “We went on two dates” 😂

[susanjane]

“And I didn’t want Carly’s sloppy seconds but here we are”
Dead 😂

[AverageAufa]

now it doesn’t feel so bad being single. edit: currently very happy in a relationship <3

[uranianorthstar]

"Hey, excuse us God, just a minute!"
literally, every family in the world when a fight is going to start BEFORE thanking for the food!!! XD

[danielle]

" well u mumble sometimes"
"im not mumbling, u need to listen"🤣🤣🤣🤣