The Reality Of The Texas Border Currently... #shorts

#funny #comedy #short

Follow these or i will poop...

Address:
Nikko Ortiz
P.O. Box 34705
Las Vegas, NV 89133

[spartan]

As a Latin American that Mustache is on point.

[_____]

Guard: what's the password?
Immigrant: no ingles
Guard: go on through

[JohnNordic]

"You better get down I'LL KELL YA!"

The high pitched part killed me.

[JohnnyD-u]

Migrant: I don’t speak English .
Border dude: You just spoke it perfectly?! 😂

[AnalytiCon]

“GET BACK OVER THERE” is fucking hilarious

[cosmicdarkmatter]

He used that "No Ingles" UNO Reverse card... You gotta watch for that one; they're slick ...😂

[mf]

As a Mexican the "no ingles" got me good 😂😂😂

[isidoroarzate-aguirre]

The “f-, welcome to america” sent me 😂😂

[Bryer]

Running for the hole in the fence and you still taze her had me rolling

[gnarghhfps]

That b4 he tazes that chick 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 needs to go train the border patrol

[marcocontreras]

As an a Mexican American this shit is funny as hell 😂😂 we probably the only race that don’t gaf and get offended about shit like this 😂😂 keep making more my guy shit is to funny I approve my guy 😂😂

[TheF]

Petition for Nikko to be in Texas border patrol 👇

[rham]

The 'haha no ingles' was amazing lol

[EduardoGarcia-znlr]

Bro literally yeeted the doll across the border 😭

[benmason]

Chinese military male pulls up
Border patrol: ???
The Chinese: No ingles

[mrjamjam]

As someone who lives in Texas and NEAR the border, this is accurately correct 😭✋

[Theer]

Nikko was CRAZY for the expectation part 💀

[seankeaner]

“GET BACK OVER THERE!”

*Overhead chucks into razor wire*

[EyeLukMusic]

Picturing Nikko in actual combat is crazy... 😂
Fkn love this dude, hilariously accurate

[gemdove]

@nickortiz hearing him say "ay" over and over again is too fucking funny but on point! 😂😂😂😂😂