turi ip ip ip vs wenomechainsama (Epic Rap Battle)

[gamingseed]

Imagine showing this to a breaking bad fan in 2013 who just finished the show

[lgooch]

Walter was spitting bars but the hi hi hi was cold 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Jesse takes this one 🔥

[Bone_Incidents]

Walter may have tried to beat Jesse but that “hi hi hi” at the end killed walter’s performance

[stereotypicalblobby]

Jesse, for the most part, kept his composure, and while the "hi hi hi" at the end seemed a little forced, his performance was solid enough to cause Walter to panic, which is why he started rushing. Also, you could tell Walter had rehearsed his lines, whereas Jesse was going with the flow, which is why I give Jesse the dub here.

[Kirbo]

Jesse easily wins, he kept his steady, while Walter crumbled in fear and sped up his words, giving it no rhythm.

[ReeseJamPiece.]

Jesse took it slow and calm, turi ip ip ip is steady with meaningful and powerful lyrics. Walt rushed wenomechainsama and made a fool of himself yet the comments praise him as a lyrical genius.This generation disappointments me greatly. Jesse Pinkman wins with his outstanding rendition of Turi Ip Ip Ip. It will go down in history as one of the best musical performances in history.

[phoenix]

Easily one of the most pivotal moments of the show. I remember when this scene first aired and my mouth was agape by how emotional it was. By the end, I was nearly crying. Vince Gilligan once again demonstrating his masterful writing chops to the table. Bravo Bravo.

[jacobbke]

Jesse with the “turi ip ip ip” made me shred a few tears of joy. The lyrics are so meaningful. Jesse also did the “hi hi hi” and I cried. The tone of that voice is so powerful. Meanwhile, on the other hand, Walt rushed the “wenomenchainsama” part and it was useless. I am very dissatisfied with him. My facial reactions were straighter than a line on the khan academy lessons. However, both of them are bald, so that leaves 3-1. Jesse with the 3, and Walt with the 1. And Walt has glasses so take away 2 points from his score and that leaves…… -1! How ugly. So basically Jesse has a perfect tone. I bet Jesse could go famous one day. So yeah, it is scientifically proven that Jesse, with the “turi ip ip ip” is way better and meaningful than Walt, with the “wenomenchainsama”. Also, Walt was scared of Jesse’s epic and unique song, named “Turi ip ip ip” so that’s why his battle crown got picked up by the king, the legend, the one and only Jesse. So basically, Jesse got the crown win and got the new Doctor Strange skin. Jesse’s parents were so proud of their son, Jesse. On the other hand, Walt, is still stuck with the default skins. His parents are disappointed in him and called him a disgrace. So that means that Jesse, will be going to the finals with Kumalala and Savesta. I’m excited to see who wins. It will be a legendary battle of the kings. However, Walt is now a rookie and he is against Elmo and Caiiou. Cheer for Elmo or Caiiou because Walt is absolutely a piece of garbage. GG Jesse, good luck in the finals. You rock! Also, I hope Jesse wins against Kumalala and Savesta. My opinion is that Kumalala and Savesta are overrated. So that means Jesse has the win. Come on guys, Jesse is so underrated and you are cheering for the overrated people, Kumalala and Savesta. I am truly disappointed in you menaces. Jesse is overpowered and Kumalala and Savesta are just bodybuilders, not singers. So that leaves the Mighty Jesse having the Epic Rap Battle trophy. Jesse is so cool. Inspiring. Also, I would like to give a shoutout to Quantillious Quintillious Maximillious Jr 13th for composing the beautiful melody, Turi ip ip ip.

[PaperClock]

This is a certified "unavailable on this device." Moment.

[pigeon]

When he said: Turi iP iP, eugh eugh Isha ik turisha. I felt that. It was beautifully composed by jesseanious Quandavios. Though I did seem to be attracted to Heisenious Bergensons Quote, "Wenamechainasoma" that just felt right. The way he gracefully Recited those phrases was perfect. If it hadn't been for Their Professor (Sun tzu) They would not have been able to reach this point in life. As he had mastered the war of art, and the The Dank. He then lectured them both for millennials so they can also be just as great as him in the upcoming future. Sadly, Master Sun Tzu died of Ligma at the age of 10. But he said he was 12. Anyways, he will be remembered through out the multiverse till the end of times. May he Rest in piece. For now, they are teaching young Master Quandale Dingle, The Dank. He shall also be as great as Master Sun tzu and his successors. But master Sun tzu wouldn't have reached that point without The great Legendary Candice. Long before time the first Dankjutsu master was forged. It was a decision between the gods to create such a powerful being, that it could even defeat the gods themselves just with a blink of an eye. Master Candice did not stray from the path of Right and Dank. He is the soul reason for the reign of master Quandale Dingle Jr. The Second.

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[willderpro]

MoM: Of course he locked his room, he doesn't want anyone to annoy him to study.

Me in the room: Watching Jesse vs Walter White rap battle.

[richardko]

This was a truly an indescribable morbing experience. In the beginning, Walt was feeling confident, all boosted and ready to beat Jesse. But upon hearing his majestic performance, he got nervous and forgot everything he improvised with Ed Sheeran, which explains his cause for getting clumsy and messing the flow. The song itself, Wenomechainsama, however, was virtuosic enough to cover for his mistake, and I was about to give it to Walt, when Jesse suddenly pulled up his hi hi hi, which left me immediately in tears and rethink about the pizza rolls I had just eaten. The melody, the lyrical geniosity, and the rhythm, everything was perfect and I felt as I'd been bestowed a pizza roll made by none other than Morbius himself, soaring above the clouds while putting those delicate heavenly pastries in my mouth. That experience was truly morb, which is why I feel obliged to give this one to Jesse.

[krazyff]

You can see that Jesse is taking a more conventional approach which is very effective at the same time and Walt is saying those more complicated words but falls short due to the poor use of them

[rajdeepguha]

And they say Naruto and Sasuke's rivalry is legendary

[pokefantom]

Walter had better and more meaningful lyrics, however they were undermined by his speed. Jesse was on beat and flawlessly performed turi ip ip ip. Also his small yet clearly noticeable ending gesture, “hi hi hi” was truly well thought out and concluded the competition excellently. Walter will always be praised, however in our eyes, Jesse Pinkman is the true victor.

[inhtamnguyen]

you all keep talking about how calm and meaningful Jesse's rap is and how rushed in Walter's, THIS IS A RAP BATTLE GODAMNID, Walter's rap might be a little too fast for you but his roasts are GENIUS

[supermelvinfell]

Oh my, this battle was insane. When Jessavious Pinkmanlyious Jr. III started rapping it brought tears to my eyes. My ears had never heard anything that beautiful before it was an amazing experience and I’m still withdrawing from the euphoria I got from it. Then Walter Blanco started rapping and his bars were fire literally some of the best I’ve ever heard. Much like Jessavious Pinkmanlyious Jr. III’s rap I was in tears and I couldn’t tell who won. Then, Jessavious Pinkmanlyious Jr. III said those beautiful words, “hi hi hi” that just flooded my entire body with wonderful feelings all over and at that moment I knew who had won. Walter Blanco has some fire bars and a good performance but Jessavious Pinkmanlyious Jr. III is just leagues above him. 🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯

[imTidalius]

turi ip ip ip may have powerful and breathtakingly expressive vocals, however, if y'all really understood musical and rhythmic genius you'd find that Walt's wenomechainsama should be the TRUE winner. It's innovative usage of polyrhythms to create a Surrealist and unsettling feeling of dissonance should not be reduced to a mere example of "rushing." Indeed, it is spectacular.

[whostolztacookie]

Honestly brought tears to my eyes. Both were legends in their own rights. Jesse started strong, Walter returned with power, but both were beautiful to hear. I felt my soul ascend to a place far above anything Heaven itself could offer. Stunning.

[Anoraklmao]

When Jesse said "ip ip ip ip tsha ik"
I felt that 😢