Shower Thoughts #Shorts

[randomidiot]

“Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you’ve lost throughout your life”

My will to live! I wish I missed it!

[ellamoses]

“Winter is the only season you experience twice a year”
People in the Southern Hemisphere: 👁👄👁

[cornygaming]

"You don't choose your friends you just stumble upon them in life"
As a member of a introvert community I can confirm
All my friendship where either made by luck or a awkward situation

[pandagirl]

"imagine you got a box of everything you’ve lost"

*that’s gonna be a big box*

[youngcringe]

"imagine you got a box of everything you've lost"
"My sleep schedule?"

[sabetstudios]

If I got a dollar every time he said “facts” I would be a rich 😂😂

[Spailon]

I love how much emotion he’s laughing in this one

[icantthinkofadecentname]

When it got the humans are the only species that pays to live here, and he said.. except my dog.... does that mean..
His dog..
Pays taxes!!!

[weedy_yeast]

“We don’t actually choose friends”
*Harry Potter in the first book rejecting malfoy*

[billbo]

“Winter is the only season experienced twice a year”

The Southern Hemisphere:
👁👄👁

[vrAddctd]

“Parents don’t want you to make friends bc to make friends you need to talk to strangers.”

[AbsoluteZia]

"Mirrors don't break they just multiply"
Actually they divide

[nyemaamuda]

i mean the only “quiet” that has been said very loud is by my teacher when the class is talking too much😭

[tanishkabehera]

"Imagine being handed a box with everything you've ever lost."
Me: oh there's all my Hair tie.

[amieedwards]

I would say baby butterflies do exist, they just look very different. They are called caterpillars.

[hacky_sackin]

“Humans are the only species that pay to live on the planet”
Him: “except my dog” 😀

[laexx]

"Human are the only species to pay to live on the planet"

Him: dog
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[shanecarbungco]

"Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your life"

Now that's a LOT of pens!

[zmnxick]

“Imagine someone gave you a box of everything you lost”
Me: oh hey dad!

[ruthenium--]

“Imagine you get a box of everything you’ve lost”
MY WILL TO LIVE OMG!!!