Top 100 Things Pick-Up Basketball Players Say

Top 100 Things Pick Up Basketball Players Say
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Top 100 Things Pick-Up Basketball Players Say Credits:
Directed, Edited, Written, & Shot by: Scooter Magruder
Starring: (in order of appearance)

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[ScooterMagruder]

Which number are you??? Should I make more skits like this?

[vintagegenesis]

The guy over dribbling, throwing up an airball, then yelling at his teammate to cut is such a true pickup nightmare

[msg]

Rule #1 of pickup: Be louder than everyone else.

I play every weekend and the loudest guy always wins the arguments because no one wants to hear him anymore.

[farfetched]

you forgot: "I would have went pro if my knee didn't get hurt" and "Yeah I would've made the league but my coach didn't send my tapes"

[thechicagian]

When someone makes a wide open shot

“YO WHO’S MAN IS THAT?!”

[Gonepluto]

When ur playin on double rims, no one's a shooter

[glebraymond]

“It’s the double rim!”






That’s actually a permissible excuse.

[kardo]

you forgot :

*hey bro let me get one shot*

[aidanbarry]

ScooterMagruder: *misses 263636 shots*





Makes 1 shot: “Oh i’m warmed up now” 💀

[sjgarcia]

“I don’t even play basketball im a football player” LMAO that’s my line

[ballinsam]

"Lets me see that ball? Yeah that's mine I gotta go" - I felt that one to the bone lol. Happens every great game.

[benkenobi]

The endless bickering about the score, travels and fouls is perfect

[sidewayz]

Broooo the Asian guy over dribbling and not passing to the open guy. Then air balls and says you gotta move CUT. Had me dead

[puasami]

i been playing pickup bball all my life... never ever heard "i got downs" before lmaoooo XD

[kobeisthebaddest]

And 1 is NEVER a call! And lemme find out Scooter can really hoop 👀

[UrbanSipfly]

Player on offense: Foul.

Player on defense: Foul? Where the blood at?

[rafavalls]

“Can I see the ball... yea I gotta go” 🤬🤬🤬

[Saibishii]

When the only guy who brought a ball has to go, onm that's the worst

[thedarkknight]

This really is like the Dude Perfect bit.

Haha! Love the “and 1” guy. And the “misses from 3 all game but banks in game winner” guy.

[cdmxvii]

“You want to play 5’s? We only need one.”

“Nah man I’m just shooting around”

I hate that so much😂