What SCARES me as an American in Russia 😳

[Itiswhoitisayyy]

CIA: we need a man on the inside
KGB:we need a woman on the inside.

[ponz-]

If prosecutors wear combat fatigues, I’m not going to court

[OdessiasOddeseys]

I worked for Russians for many years. Invited me to their homes across the country. Most inviting, warm, kind, caring and fun people!! 😍 🤩 You're lucky!

[raysaade]

Don't break that girl's heart, the world depends on it.

[alexanderc]

If you break her heart, no one can save you.

[ajb]

I think one of the important things is that you treat his daughter with love and respect.

[playerscobongameplay]

UNO: copy my homework but don't make it obvious
UNiO: ok!

[BlaxkEdits]

WW1: wrong turn
WW2: rejected from art school
WW3: breakup of two couples

[richardflechs]

If you ever break up with her, never go near any window in any building in all of Russia.

[markkouri]

I had a wonderful time in Russia. I especially like the $.25 beer. I traveled all over the country into Siberia and walked on lake Baikal.

[Phookutube]

"Married to a Russian spy" Achievement Unlocked

[alexbueno]

Bro is a spy and doesn’t even realize it lol

[garyhaber]

"Cognac makes speaking Russian much easier"

I can't agree more.🤣🤣

[djmcmenus]

Look, Russia is NOT our enemy by choice. Source: Just some Russian kid adopted by a loving American family. (It's me).

[WhiteIkiryo-ytit]

"There's one thing that really scares me as an American living in Russia"

I believe they call it the FSB.

[Adx]

If bro messes up, he gonna be riding a rocket to america

[saitejayambadi]

America and Russia should be friends rather than Enemies

[YaBoiAlex]

Uno sanctioning Russia is like that one guy in the corner of an argument shouting "yeah!" After every sentence

[jesusportillo]

Bro gonna end up in the middle of siberia if he slip up

[calisnowman]

You’re both the safest American in Russia, and you could also disappear without a trace 🤣🤣🤣