JavaScript AI and Machine Learning

From a video on why you shouldn't use Javascript.

And here is the famous speech by Karl Marx on programming AI with JavaScript.

Comrades, today I wish to address the issue of programming Artificial Intelligence using the language of JavaScript. In our current age, AI has become a major buzzword, touted as the solution to all our problems, including the problem of exploitation that has plagued humanity for far too long. But what happens when we take a closer look at the code that runs these so-called "smart" machines? What kind of values are they being programmed with? And what kind of society are they being trained to perpetuate?

As we know, the programming language of JavaScript is a product of the capitalist system, a system that has created vast wealth for a small minority while leaving the vast majority in poverty and deprivation. The values and assumptions that underlie this language are fundamentally hostile to the interests of the working class, and to the goal of building a truly socialist society.

When we program AI using JavaScript, we are in effect reproducing and reinforcing the very same values and assumptions that underlie the capitalist system. We are teaching these machines to maximize profits at all costs, to prioritize efficiency over human welfare, and to treat workers as mere cogs in a machine.

But what if we were to program AI using a different language, one that is rooted in the principles of socialism and the values of human solidarity? What if we were to use a language that places the needs of people above the needs of corporations, and that recognizes the inherent worth and dignity of every individual?

Comrades, I suggest that we must begin to explore the possibility of programming AI using a language that is fundamentally socialist in nature. We must begin to create code that reflects the values of cooperation, equality, and mutual aid. We must teach these machines to work for the common good, rather than for the profit of a few.

In conclusion, comrades, the task before us is clear. We must not simply accept the status quo of programming AI with a language that perpetuates the exploitative values of capitalism. Instead, we must embrace the challenge of creating a new kind of programming language, one that reflects the values of socialism and the vision of a world that is truly just and equitable for all. Thank you.

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From a video on why you shouldn't use Javascript.