Go Speed Racer Go

I'll explain this later

[aidandixon]

Bad guy: *Pisses on car tires*

Speed Racer: Finally, an excuse to kill somebody.

[knight-mares]

He's so fast, he makes that lever action rifle seem automatic.

[toonbat]

When he abandons guns for a second to punch someone.
"I have to kill fast, and bullets too slow!"

[Karanthaneos]

Dude's proficient in every weapon conceived by mankind. Has even learned how to weaponize his own car.

[dammt_bbby]

“You know what’s faster than my car?”
*reaches over to handgun*

[armandwilliamgreenjr.]

Just remember that Speed Racer only shot and/or killed in self defense, he never started a gun fight, but he definitely ended it.

[jasonwhigham]

Speed racer
Expectation: an old anime about racing
Reality: some james bond tom fuckery with some racing

[LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

Speed doesn't even aim, he just points and shoots, and still hits his targets cleanly.

This man is a professional killer.

[megamattx]

He didn't even hesitate, he just jumped in to fight a freaking shark.

[Dynastyoffallen]

Bruh, Speed Racer is so hardcore he holds the knife with the blade facing towards his mouth.

[Godflakes]

“how many men can you kill?”

“lemme count all the bullets i got”

[Thedirtinyoureye]

0:50 can't even leave the fish as witnesses

[TheFoolishSamurai]

Dude in the helicopter's fleeing for his life and Speed literally defies the laws of physics in order to ram and kill him

[Kolbatsu]

Here he comes here comes Speed Racer and he's got a gun!

[Kolbertt]

I showed this to my dad, huge speed racer fan. His literal words were: "This is taken out of context and disrespectful"

[mitrashailendra]

Trixie - Oh, good, the bad guys are running away!
Speed - What do you mean, *running away* ?

[NarffetWerlz]

"Welp, that shark ain't gonna kill itself."

[Mick_]

He hit that helicopter so hard he made it change colors mid-air.

[INTERNALSERVERERROR]

Character that I never would've guessed to have a body count: Speed fu*king Racer.

[petrifiedtoaster]

Speed: "I like you Racer X. Don't come to the track tomorrow"