Hi Im Cortana

Setup of 40+ computers pre-installed with Windows 10 - that will have to be reimaged.

[WickedRibbon]

Ah, the Windows 10 setup: Cortana's moment of glory before everyone gets to desktop and mutes her forever.

[crimsonscull]

the best part is when cortana thinks other cortanas say yes and it goes through the whole process of setting up the users account.

[OldMan_PJ]

If you haven't experienced this for yourself, it's even worse in-person since Microsoft defaults the volume to 100%.

[Bwaarghz]

*white noise* A TOUCH OF WI-FI THERE *white noise resumes*

[HarmonicaMustang]

I work as a network administrator, and every once in a while we have to image or reimage machines. This is the exact reason why we have severed headphone jacks that we stick into the headphone port prior to initial boot-up.

[PenguBlueMC]

Reminds me of the Seagulls from Nemo. "Mine mine mine mine mine..."

[BigAdam]

Could of been worse, they could of all stopped at once and spoke in a terrifying unison.

[antnauman]

After the guy has set up all the PCs, I'd go up there to say aloud 'Hey Cortana sing me a song' and run away. :D

[MhxAir]

Cortana with rampancy vs Master Chief with schizophrenia

[Cat_Nomad]

I work in a repair shop, and this my worst nightmare scenario.

[talahari]

So that's why Kronii is terrified of it

[TheSparrowLooksUp]

I've just learned that my team has 850 machines to image and prep for new years... This will be my reality soon...

[adred]

This. This is what the back of Geek Squad sounds like. In case you ever wondered.

[chyldofthebeat]

I can just imagine this process.
::Get the golden image set up, try it out::
"Hi I'm Cortana"
sysadmin: "Oh God we HAVE to hear what this sounds like with all of them"

[boiledelephant]

It says a lot about how detached Microsoft are that they thought a text-to-speech voice saying "I'm here to help" the first time you turn on your computer would be reassuring rather than terrifying.

[nanometers]

Apple's new MacBook commercials are getting intense

[demaesm]

"𝒲 𝐼 𝐹 𝐼 𝐻 𝐸 𝑅 𝐸
𝒲 𝐼 𝐹 𝐼 𝒯 𝐻 𝐸 𝑅 𝐸"

[FubyHD]

I remember reinstalling Windows one night, falling asleep, and waking up to a maxed out Cortana at 3 AM... I almost broke my laptop that day...

[AceTheOcarinaMaker]

Cortana meets Task Manager.



I can't be the only one who does this.

[deleted]

When people ask me why I'm still running Windows this.... this is why.