Happy X-Mas (War is over) [Slowed Tiktok version]

That damn snail 🐌

I own nothing

Music by Jonh lennon

Crossovers101🌺

[chaihill]

When me and the snail arrange to have a Holiday truce and put aside our differences so we won’t have to celebrate alone.

[_Rafael]

2:06 gives off "Slowly bleeding out in a snowy sidewalk at 3am from a stab wound on christmas day" vibes

[ponyofchaos]

This song: a bop

The comments: the snail-

The snail: well I've found my targets :)

[funkymcgoober]

2:06 me and the snail in the year 9005 as we watch the world come to a end realizing that we both have nothing else to lose so I can sacrifice myself to let the snail live a long time to live life happily

[Lottabaggage]

When you find the snail looking up into the sky, waiting for the sun to explode, given up on its objective of killing you, just wanting this futile game of cat and mouse to end

[wedgehurst]

jokes aside this actually sounds really nice

[moxxie]

help 2:06 is full-on:
24th December 1964 11:58pm
"the man slowly walked up the hill, holding his bleeding wound
as he suddenly collapsed, he laid on the ground smiling and looking up at the sky, the sun slowly rose on him...
"It's Christmas morning.."
Little snowflakes fell on his face remembering his wife and kids and what he did to protect his family and his country he quietly muttered
"War is over..."
and his eyes suddenly closed...

The last standing man from the war...
had just passed...

[verysnowyyy]

“The war is finally over” I say as I dust my hand in salt and scoop up the snail. “I hope you had fun” I say as I take my last breath and watch the sun burn out. “Merry Christmas” I think as the world collapses around me. And so, the age old tale of the immortal snail and the girl to die at its hand is over. It took longer than anybody could of imagined but at least it’s over, right?

[Sosocafarofa]

this is one of the songs that I grew up listening to, every Christmas, I heard this song, with my family together, i get the chills when I heard it, it's just so genuinely good to listen this again...

[me-fpqd]

The beginning scared the crap outta me

[-ICITRONSI-]

Why does this give me such a sense of dread and hopelessness

[vinyllistener]

"It's all in the Pitch Control" - Mac Demarco

[koolaidslurpe.r]

*this is my… last message to the world… it’s over… The snail.. it’s found me.. goodbye..*

[Anglo-mapping]

This song reminds me of the men in ww2 and ww1 returning home to see their families after years of fighting and a feeling of reunification occuring, 3:12 is when i vision it the most.

[FYNNALINN]

at 2:06 i just imagine falling to your knees, accepting your fate as you bleed from chest/stomach, your in the snow. You finally accepted your lost battle. you fall to your side, in the calm, cold, snowy breeze. ''war is over.''

[a.n.d.y]

me waitin for the snail after 20, 000 years of pain and destruction of this world.

[mayotheperson]

me when the snail and I have lost everyone we ever knew and could’ve known, after realizing we could no longer become attached to anyone, after watching the earth descend into chaos and pain, after watching humanity destroy themselves with the technology of their own creation, after watching wildlife prosper, just to be destroyed as the universe dies of a heat death, and yet despite all of this, it doesn’t stop moving towards me. and this time, I don’t run.

[johnfallout]

You watch the sun explode 5 billion years later and the snail finally caughts up to you

[ae_angles]

One of the few slowed versions I can fancy myself to and not cringe at the sight of.

[MinerzUnlimited]

hurts on another level when ur birthday is right next to christmas and so piles another layer of pain: isolation as you become another year older, for as long as you can recall