SCP-458 | The Never-Ending Pizza Box (SCP Orientation)

SCP Orientation is an archive of files of the SCP Foundation.

Today we will be studying Item number SCP-458: The Never-Ending Pizza Box, Object class: Safe.

SCP-458 is a large-sized pizza box from the pizza chain Little Caesar's, of their Hot-n-Ready variety. While appearing to be an ordinary pizza box, when it comes into contact with human hands, SCP-458 instantaneously replicates within it the holder's subconsciously preferred choice of pizza, down to the favorite sauce, cheese, crust, and topping.

It is not limited to the Little Caesars brand, as pizza from all major pizza chains, as well as local and even handmade pizzas have been produced. There seems to be no limit to its ability, except that it cannot make anything but pizza. The box is also rather indestructible, as all tests to destroy or dismantle the box have proven fruitless.

It is assumed the box is semi-sentient, having at least enough telepathic or empathetic ability to sense what the holder's personal choices regarding pizza are.

Proceed to begin your training.


Voice Over Artist: Greg Katerman; Twitter: @DatGreyMind

Artists:
Attribution: Mike Mozart
Attribution. Dodo Pizza World
Attribution: Steve Cavers
Attribution: Kandukuru Nagarjun
Attribution: Maor X
Attribution: Brett and Sue Coulstock
Attribution: Willis Lam
Attribution: N509FZ

Music:

#scp #scporientation #scpfoundation

[Endie_]

Let’s appreciate the fact that the creator of this scp imagined exactly what was the favorite pizza for other scps.

[spideyawesomeness]

This is an SCP that needs to be known and used by the public.

[Arcane_Arts]

This has always been my favorite SCP. Not all SCP's need to be world ending eldritch beings or sub-par crappy pastas. I love the safe class just strange SCPs. Not necessarily dangerous or horrifying, just plain ol weird.

[deemonseed]

I adore the animosity in his voice when he says the words "Hawaiian" and "pineapple". Dr Michaels is the biggest monster in the entire foundation.

[xilesigma]

This guy has the most emotion in this video especially around the Hawaiian pizza

[harvestercommander]

The greatest scp of all time. Who wouldn’t want infinite pizza?

[biggydx]

The way you said "Hawaiian" makes me think the narrator has a particular dislike of said pizza lol

[hvist]

Gotta love that attention-to-detail about 073 and 076-2 there: in the Bible, Abel was mainly a Shepherd while Cain was a Farmer; so of course 073 would have a preference for Vegetarian Pizzas while 076 was a "REAL MAN" who eats Meat.

[geodude]

Imagine having this SCP during the entirety of the pandemic.

[FloNess]

This SCP was just an excuse to make SCPs Pizza preferences Canon without it being irrelevant added data to their files or having to explain how they found out

[NathanTarantlawriter]

The box makes an anomalous food product that appears in all respects to be a pizza. "Hey, let's feed it to staff."

[cybertronianmobian]

The fact the SCP was safe and is in the staff cafeteria makes me happy for it's existence

[NotMyRealName]

Dr. Bright is allowed to borrow SCP-458 for an annual pizza party, so long as I am invited.

[blairshort]

Dr Bright will stop leaving opened SCP-458 near Site 17s' air conditioning intake. That was sadistic Bright!

[DaWhiteWolffie]

They really need to SHARE THE GOODNESS OF THIS SPC with the public. And why would they try to destroy this wonderful miracle!?!

[gam]

The fact that scp researchers tried to test this durability, posing a risk of losing infinite pizza suply.

[soochmaster]

7:21
I like how he said Hawaiian with a noticeable note of contempt/disgust

[hoovyonlifesupport]

I love how every topping is said with such intensity like there gonna get there own spin off movie like "PINEAPPLE: save the world!"

[SEMIA]

I have never wanted anything in my life more than this

[heavyweaponsguy]

Running this into SCP-914 ideas:
Rough: Piles of cardboard and ink
Coarse: Destroyed Pizza box
1:1: Pizza box comes from different restaurant.
Fine: Pizza box can produce other foods
Very Fine: Damage resistant, can also produce food and beverages
Thoughts?