GOLD DIGGER TEST -Car guy edition

[Red_parrot]

Car:" Please just let me die"
Him: "I love you"

[big-anvil]

“Oh is that a Subaru! Cool, my mom drives one too.”

[d_dawg]

She know you dead broke spending every penny on that box

[MB-qewh]

I took her out for the first date in my first shitbox, she’s not a gold digger.

So I took her out in my second slightly more reliable shitbox.

[snaiy]

I love how almost all of the commenters unanimously decided to smoke this guy, gotta love the internet

[bnk]

Bro wasn't driving, he was rolling down hill

[Redline]

"Nice car, looks like my Grandma's"

[ChickadeeOutdoors]

“Oh, a Subaru. My grandma drives one of those, except hers isn’t missing the fog lights.”

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The first car is what a car parked in Chicago looks like after 5 seconds

[BlaqZ]

She probably much more impressed that you made the scraps even working

[inerbeast]

So nice of her to understand you need to change a head gasket…

[punisher]

Then immediately get dumped soon as she sees the Subaru lmao

[gunlover]

Your headgaskets the only thing getting blown on that date

[ryanv]

Golf digger test? Nah, that's a guardian angel test.

[SiewNorthstar]

"oh cool a subaru, my auntie jane drive one of those"

[raccoon]

Pulled out the most highschool whip I’ve ever seen

[gigglepuss]

you're not pulling girls in that thing bro. you're gonna be pulling dudes. 😂

[trickyguy]

Her:”How does it run?”
Bro:”It doesn’t, you run. Now get out and push.”

[Norethegod]

Had the hood open to show the turbo yet still gets roasted for having that car lol

[takingafatdump]

when the first date goes well so you come out as gay: